"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude, layovers suck

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I am stuck here in houston.. i was supposed to be out of the country right now. thank god for wifi and laptops.

there is a chili's here.. I had so many damn drinks yesterday I actually got a little buzzed for the first time in a while. nothing else to do.

but it gets old quick. hot as women walking by however. I'm supposed to leave in about 4 hours, hopefully I still can
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The best thing to do during Lay overs is talk to random strangers who are in the same boat as you are. People always have fascinating stories to tell, you'll be freakin suprise.
 

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lol, I'm finding this bar in chili's is not a bad way to spend my time either

what's worse is my dad works for continental, an even though I can afford my own plane tickets... i don't send money for the sake of spending money.. and If there is no one in first class, guess who gets first dibbs :)

however, the only downside is you fly STANDBY, meaning if the flight is booked, you have to wait... and wait....and wait...
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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has anyone noticed how good looking most of these airline hostess are? i'm seeing them board the planes... I've seen a couple I had to turn my head twice at. alot of them are fvckable, there are alot of cute ones as well
 

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Stuardess.

They're average looking, but they dress sexy, and make up. I like those long legs. They use a lot of sexual communication with their body, it's normal for me to get a hard on while flying.

Girls in lingirie.
 

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waitresses, stewardess, whatever.

I'm a leg guy myself. something a bout a woman in uniform just screams "gangbang me"..I don't know why
 

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backbreaker said:
waitresses, stewardess, whatever.

I'm a leg guy myself. something a bout a woman in uniform just screams "gangbang me"..I don't know why
Do it. Bring new meaning to "layover."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I pretty much fly continental because my dad works there so it's free. however if he's not footing the bill and he has given his free passes away for the year, I'm a American Airlines guy.. I like the planes, they are comfortable, they have the best food and they have the jazz station tuned into the chair so you can plug your earphones and listen.

Outside the country it's a different story
 

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The first time I flew overseas I flew on Austrian Air. Great experience. Even the food was pretty damn good.

The second time it was on KLM, and it SUCKED. The seating was comparable to a connecting domestic flight...the most uncomfortable trip I've ever been on.

Have a good trip bro, see you next week.
 

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funny you said that, my connecting flight from NY is on Air France. I've never flown them before.. will let you know how it turns out

when I went to dubai earlier this year I flew Emirates Airline .... nothing comes remotely close. Say what you want about them over in UAE... everything they do, they do it right
 

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I hope Double B marks another standard for the mile high club...otherwise my hero will look a little more mortal:(
 

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I've never had a layover for over an hour and a half....hate them.

International steweardesses are the hottest ones...especially Singapore Air...dayum.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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try 28 hours.

I called my dad and told him look.. I don't give a fvck what you gotta do. I'm leaving tomorrow. I had a flight that filled in the last minute.. however I'm trying to sober up from the multiple martini's I had a the bar before I head to the hotel across the street for the night.

It's getting to the point where I am missing what I was leaving for. if I have any problems tomorrow, I'll just go home...or go to Siesta Keys for a couple of days before going to the other side of flordia. You know what.. I'm going to make light of a bad situtaition

i'm off to the titty bar. I'll see you guys tomorrow
 

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wasn't drunk... defiantly "tipsy". the only thing that really gets me drunk these days is straight 100 proof vodka.. you'd think I just got of the plane from st. Petersburg the way I drink vodka.

I'm finally leaving in 5 hours.. it's sad.. I actually KNOW the people that work here now
 

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Kerpal said:
What airlines are you guys flying on? I use US Air all the time and I don't think I've ever seen a hot stewardess (or "flight attendant", or whatever the PC thing to call them these days is).
You speak the truth. When it comes to most Western airlines they are all over 40, blocky, and rude. It doesn't matter what class you are flying in. Reminds me of being in the second grade again. The uniforms are hideous. In America and some Western European countries they always have to have the "gay" steward that is uber annoying as well. It is cliche for sappy guys to talk about "hot" stewardesses. There was a time in America when this was the case. They had age restrictions as well as weight restrictions. My mother was a VERY young stewardess back in the day. It was a different and better time in America. I have tons of pictures that she still has. Wow, America kicked some serious a$$ back then! Whatever happened?

http://www.flyuia.com/eng/company/vacancy/flight_attendents
Keeping hope alive. Ukraine International Airlines Hiring Policy. I catch UIA out of Amsterdam. Usually they have a flight a little after 10am and a flight a little after 1pm. Sadly, you get dumped in the middle of the tarmac and must hike up the freaking airplane steps. This can be quite dangerous and uncomfortable in the winter months. Definitely sign up for the Panorama card. Once you go to Kyiv/Kiev you will go back. I have yet to meet a heterosexual male who hasn't :rolleyes:

Age: 21-27
Height: 164-175 (women) and 175-185 (men)
Weight: (height - weight) > 105
High education
Good spoken Ukrainian, Russian and English (knowledge of other foreign language is encouraged)
Pleasant apearance and absence of any defects of it
Personal traits: politeness, sociability, pleasentness, and readiness for hard and not 'clean' work.

"Absence of any defects in it" :crackup: You boys have no clue how little they make. Lets just say that the mongoloid that packs your groceries is rich compared to one of them. Policies like this is why they lack any sort of "Little Princess" attitude.
 
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