"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Dude, I need a Green + Red Herb

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Man.. in 3 days I've managed to Jump a fence chaising my dog and landed.. about a 15 foot fence.. on my right heel, took all the weight.. brused like ****, i can't put much if any pressure on it.

I've busted my lip. BAD. I have white puss on the inside and the rigth side of my mouth is like 3 times bigger than the other

And I have one of thoose Ass rashes where you can't walk straight.. proably from getting out the beach and not drying off all the way before going jogging


so I can't walk.. when I do walk I walk with a limp and i"m bent over and I can barley open the right side of my mouth. Nothing at all VERY serious, or serious at all, but it's just nagging ****.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ouch. My lower body twinged just reading all that.

I dunno what to say man... take some painkillers or something. Get some ointment for your ass.

Hope you heal up soon bro.

Oh, and I don't get the joke in the title. Enlighten me?
 

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lol, the game was so funny.. you'd be sitting there fighting for your life against Burkin with a damn 9mm and you see a rocket launcher in the corner, you grab it and pick it up, and the game will say "will you take the ROCKET LANUCHER"

Naw mother****er, I'm going to sit here and let this damn freak kill me and die after I've spent 2 weeks of my life of getitng ot this point.

I'm feeling a little better. My hell is probalby wost of all, my life has a slab but it's not swallen anymore.. my GF actually applied the ass ointment to the rash
 
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