"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude, I need a Green + Red Herb

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Man.. in 3 days I've managed to Jump a fence chaising my dog and landed.. about a 15 foot fence.. on my right heel, took all the weight.. brused like ****, i can't put much if any pressure on it.

I've busted my lip. BAD. I have white puss on the inside and the rigth side of my mouth is like 3 times bigger than the other

And I have one of thoose Ass rashes where you can't walk straight.. proably from getting out the beach and not drying off all the way before going jogging


so I can't walk.. when I do walk I walk with a limp and i"m bent over and I can barley open the right side of my mouth. Nothing at all VERY serious, or serious at all, but it's just nagging ****.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ouch. My lower body twinged just reading all that.

I dunno what to say man... take some painkillers or something. Get some ointment for your ass.

Hope you heal up soon bro.

Oh, and I don't get the joke in the title. Enlighten me?
 
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lol, the game was so funny.. you'd be sitting there fighting for your life against Burkin with a damn 9mm and you see a rocket launcher in the corner, you grab it and pick it up, and the game will say "will you take the ROCKET LANUCHER"

Naw mother****er, I'm going to sit here and let this damn freak kill me and die after I've spent 2 weeks of my life of getitng ot this point.

I'm feeling a little better. My hell is probalby wost of all, my life has a slab but it's not swallen anymore.. my GF actually applied the ass ointment to the rash
 
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