"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Dripping $natch??

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This is a real question, no bs. I hooked with a girl yesterday, and as I was fingering her standing up, she was soo wet that it was actually dripping out of her. I've been with really wet girls before, but nothing like that. I though maybe she had squirted, but I was banging her long enough to get her off. Ithough maybe she peed too, but it didn't smell like pee. Anyone ever been with a chick that wet?? It kinda tripped me out.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yeah, nearly a year ago I was making out heavy on my bed, and she undid her pants for the first time and motioned me to finger her. When I reached my hand down there, I said, "oh my god!" It felt like sticking my fingers into a warm tomato.
 

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Hahaha, yeah, that's kinda what it felt like. It was really hott, but it just had me wondering if maybe she had some leaky std or something. Guess she was just turned on.
 

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Guys talk about loose and tight and stuff which I never found to be true (it's all pretty tight and still always big enough) but honestly this is one of the two major differences I have found from one pussy to the next. First is consistency, duration and quantity of natural lube and second is depth.

Personally I like 'em really wet because I like to take a while and wet ones don't dry out if you go after it like a trip hammer for a while.

Can make a mess though.
 

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Yeah, the mess is a big drawback. When they sit on top of your nice spread you just washed and leave pvssy juice stains on it. Maybe it's best to lay down a towel first then bang her.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dude, in the heat of the moment, you are worried about your sheets?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You doing it wrong :)
 

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I had a squirter once. she soaked three different sets of sheets, the last time i said screw it, and just slept on em anyway.
 

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slaog said:
"No sex tonight please, the sheets have just been washed" :crazy:
A ha ha ha! That's so funny and to the guy who changed the sheets 3 times. If you knew you were still gonna do it why bother changing the sheets? I'd love to have a squirter, it's my heart's desire, lol.
 

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Drewskie said:
I had a squirter once. she soaked three different sets of sheets, the last time i said screw it, and just slept on em anyway.
Next time do her in the bathtub.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speakeasy said:
Yeah, nearly a year ago I was making out heavy on my bed, and she undid her pants for the first time and motioned me to finger her. When I reached my hand down there, I said, "oh my god!" It felt like sticking my fingers into a warm tomato.
lol
 

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Some girls get more wet than others.
 

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umm... my friend just told me last week about the girl i almost hooked up with and fvcked...... i asked about her and told him i didn't choose her because she was slutty...then he was like ya she told me she had Gonerea. Um.. if u weren't looking when u were doing it which you probably wouldn't be in a public place maybe it was that... i heard its like puss but when ur mushing it all around down there probably can't tell.

just my 2cents. hope it wasn't that.
 

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AAAgent said:
umm... my friend just told me last week about the girl i almost hooked up with and fvcked...... i asked about her and told him i didn't choose her because she was slutty...then he was like ya she told me she had Gonerea. Um.. if u weren't looking when u were doing it which you probably wouldn't be in a public place maybe it was that... i heard its like puss but when ur mushing it all around down there probably can't tell.

just my 2cents. hope it wasn't that.
This may sound pervy, but after you finger bang a girl, when she's not looking, it's a good idea to smell your finger, and if it smells rank, then maybe you should think twice. If she's infected with puss and that sort of thing, your finger would probably smell like garbage. If I finger her and my finger is odorless, then she's good to go.

ps - and I won't even THINK about going downtown with my mouth unless that finger is odorless.
 

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I'm a veteran of the sniff test, I won't get near her vag if there's even a lil funk. I doubt it was gonorrhea, I'm just gonna ask her next time I see her if she was really turned on or if she pi$$ed on my hand.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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In my experience an odor has had more to do with yeast than a bacterial issue like an STD. I know guys CAN get yeast but it's not in the same league.
 

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my ex was like this. I could finger her and make a puddle on the floor. to be honest, it got to be a pain in the @ss. ruined some nice pillows. got tired of changing sheets. had to put a plastic barrier on the bed to protect the mattress. eventually got to the point I'd take her in the bathroom, finger her on the toilet, then take her to the bedroom. I don't know what causes it, or where that liquid comes from, but it's not an STD and it's not piss
 

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thedeparted said:
my ex was like this. I could finger her and make a puddle on the floor. to be honest, it got to be a pain in the @ss. ruined some nice pillows. got tired of changing sheets. had to put a plastic barrier on the bed to protect the mattress. eventually got to the point I'd take her in the bathroom, finger her on the toilet, then take her to the bedroom. I don't know what causes it, or where that liquid comes from, but it's not an STD and it's not piss
Damn, I guess it's not unheard of then. Was she a squirter too?? Or just got really wet?? Either way it was hot, but I can see how having it all the time would be a pain in the azz.
 

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Before I met her I thought it was a myth and they just faked it in porn. I was like, God, please give me one of those girls. Then, boom, there she was, my wet little porn star. Who said, be careful what you wish for ;-)

Anyway, I bet she could've squirted if I did it right. I had so many other problems with her I just didn't bother to find out.
 
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