"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Dripping $natch??

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This is a real question, no bs. I hooked with a girl yesterday, and as I was fingering her standing up, she was soo wet that it was actually dripping out of her. I've been with really wet girls before, but nothing like that. I though maybe she had squirted, but I was banging her long enough to get her off. Ithough maybe she peed too, but it didn't smell like pee. Anyone ever been with a chick that wet?? It kinda tripped me out.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yeah, nearly a year ago I was making out heavy on my bed, and she undid her pants for the first time and motioned me to finger her. When I reached my hand down there, I said, "oh my god!" It felt like sticking my fingers into a warm tomato.
 

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Hahaha, yeah, that's kinda what it felt like. It was really hott, but it just had me wondering if maybe she had some leaky std or something. Guess she was just turned on.
 

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Guys talk about loose and tight and stuff which I never found to be true (it's all pretty tight and still always big enough) but honestly this is one of the two major differences I have found from one pussy to the next. First is consistency, duration and quantity of natural lube and second is depth.

Personally I like 'em really wet because I like to take a while and wet ones don't dry out if you go after it like a trip hammer for a while.

Can make a mess though.
 

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Yeah, the mess is a big drawback. When they sit on top of your nice spread you just washed and leave pvssy juice stains on it. Maybe it's best to lay down a towel first then bang her.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Dude, in the heat of the moment, you are worried about your sheets?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You doing it wrong :)
 

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I had a squirter once. she soaked three different sets of sheets, the last time i said screw it, and just slept on em anyway.
 

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slaog said:
"No sex tonight please, the sheets have just been washed" :crazy:
A ha ha ha! That's so funny and to the guy who changed the sheets 3 times. If you knew you were still gonna do it why bother changing the sheets? I'd love to have a squirter, it's my heart's desire, lol.
 

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Drewskie said:
I had a squirter once. she soaked three different sets of sheets, the last time i said screw it, and just slept on em anyway.
Next time do her in the bathtub.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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speakeasy said:
Yeah, nearly a year ago I was making out heavy on my bed, and she undid her pants for the first time and motioned me to finger her. When I reached my hand down there, I said, "oh my god!" It felt like sticking my fingers into a warm tomato.
lol
 

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Some girls get more wet than others.
 

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umm... my friend just told me last week about the girl i almost hooked up with and fvcked...... i asked about her and told him i didn't choose her because she was slutty...then he was like ya she told me she had Gonerea. Um.. if u weren't looking when u were doing it which you probably wouldn't be in a public place maybe it was that... i heard its like puss but when ur mushing it all around down there probably can't tell.

just my 2cents. hope it wasn't that.
 

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AAAgent said:
umm... my friend just told me last week about the girl i almost hooked up with and fvcked...... i asked about her and told him i didn't choose her because she was slutty...then he was like ya she told me she had Gonerea. Um.. if u weren't looking when u were doing it which you probably wouldn't be in a public place maybe it was that... i heard its like puss but when ur mushing it all around down there probably can't tell.

just my 2cents. hope it wasn't that.
This may sound pervy, but after you finger bang a girl, when she's not looking, it's a good idea to smell your finger, and if it smells rank, then maybe you should think twice. If she's infected with puss and that sort of thing, your finger would probably smell like garbage. If I finger her and my finger is odorless, then she's good to go.

ps - and I won't even THINK about going downtown with my mouth unless that finger is odorless.
 

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I'm a veteran of the sniff test, I won't get near her vag if there's even a lil funk. I doubt it was gonorrhea, I'm just gonna ask her next time I see her if she was really turned on or if she pi$$ed on my hand.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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In my experience an odor has had more to do with yeast than a bacterial issue like an STD. I know guys CAN get yeast but it's not in the same league.
 

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my ex was like this. I could finger her and make a puddle on the floor. to be honest, it got to be a pain in the @ss. ruined some nice pillows. got tired of changing sheets. had to put a plastic barrier on the bed to protect the mattress. eventually got to the point I'd take her in the bathroom, finger her on the toilet, then take her to the bedroom. I don't know what causes it, or where that liquid comes from, but it's not an STD and it's not piss
 

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thedeparted said:
my ex was like this. I could finger her and make a puddle on the floor. to be honest, it got to be a pain in the @ss. ruined some nice pillows. got tired of changing sheets. had to put a plastic barrier on the bed to protect the mattress. eventually got to the point I'd take her in the bathroom, finger her on the toilet, then take her to the bedroom. I don't know what causes it, or where that liquid comes from, but it's not an STD and it's not piss
Damn, I guess it's not unheard of then. Was she a squirter too?? Or just got really wet?? Either way it was hot, but I can see how having it all the time would be a pain in the azz.
 

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Before I met her I thought it was a myth and they just faked it in porn. I was like, God, please give me one of those girls. Then, boom, there she was, my wet little porn star. Who said, be careful what you wish for ;-)

Anyway, I bet she could've squirted if I did it right. I had so many other problems with her I just didn't bother to find out.
 
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