"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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splinterkb

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Looking wierd usually isnt associated with looking good.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Scrumtulescence

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Originally posted by doctoroxygen
Similarly, I was out this weekend and about 19/20ths of the guys were wearing jeans and button-up shirts.

It was so pathetic.

Both of these statements are true. Neither of these situations is more pathetic than the other. The dudes in your lair wear that sh!t because Mystery told them to. The dodes I saw this weekend wore that sh!t because society told them they wouldn't get made fun of if they wore it. At least wearing weird stuff in public requires some courage, regardless of how effective you think it is.
LOL, yeah, sure. Only difference being those guys at the seminar went out of their way to look like freaks; those guys you saw over the weekend threw on what was in their closet.
 

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Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
LOL, yeah, sure. Only difference being those guys at the seminar went out of their way to look like freaks; those guys you saw over the weekend threw on what was in their closet.
but at the same time u could say they went out of their way to look normal and get those things in their closet ;)
 
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