If you live in Cooper City, Florida, and know the Publix on Flamingo, Dr. Beard works in the Deli on Sunday 3:00PM. I saw a guy that looks 95% like him. This guy had the dark hair, but with blonde highlights. Had the same hook nose, seemed a little taller than the picture. The only thing that's questionable is this guy had freckles, the picture of Dr. Beard doesn't. It was weird too, because this guy wasn't an alpha male, he was a flamming fag (literally). He had his lisp, and kept doing the hand thing gay guys do.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Dr. Beard sighting!!!!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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dr. beard lives in blackpool u ponces!!!!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
The Bad Ass Canadian
Master Don Juan
Every so often, someone posts something that forces my drink to shoot out of my nose. Desdinova, that was hillarious!:crackup:Desdinova said:I see Dr.Beard 5hitting on a statue in the park quite often
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I heard he was from the moon????