If you live in Cooper City, Florida, and know the Publix on Flamingo, Dr. Beard works in the Deli on Sunday 3:00PM. I saw a guy that looks 95% like him. This guy had the dark hair, but with blonde highlights. Had the same hook nose, seemed a little taller than the picture. The only thing that's questionable is this guy had freckles, the picture of Dr. Beard doesn't. It was weird too, because this guy wasn't an alpha male, he was a flamming fag (literally). He had his lisp, and kept doing the hand thing gay guys do.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Dr. Beard sighting!!!!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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dr. beard lives in blackpool u ponces!!!!
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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Every so often, someone posts something that forces my drink to shoot out of my nose. Desdinova, that was hillarious!:crackup:Desdinova said:I see Dr.Beard 5hitting on a statue in the park quite often
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I heard he was from the moon????