"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Down Chick

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The girl I'm currently with, I knew from the minute I met her we would hit it off like crazy, the sex would be amazing and we would be down with each other, so I went for it. Regardless like a fool I was ****faced when I asked her and she said I need to talk to her when I'm sober, so I did. I was right with all my assumptions. She turned out being more like a down ass ***** than anything which I love. She lets me do what I do. We chill, we get along, we screw each other into oblivion, she takes care of me and I take care of her. She doesn't nag if she suspects something and if she gets pissed shes over it in a minute. I'm sure shes aware that I don't behave when I travel out of town but still is there. There is really no bad press to her name as I double check all chicks stories before I go into a relationship. (3 prior boyfriends @ 25). I know she'd do what she had to do for me if **** hit the fan. Maybe we will crash and burn or maybe we will continue this crazy ****. For real tho I think I found my Adriana La Cerva or Gemma Teller. Don't put her on a pedestal and she doesn't kiss my ass. Anyways, this seems like the best type of chick i've ever dated. Just a little short story for you all.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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El Payaso

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Just stay on top of your game and don't get complacent. Like they say, pride goes before a fall.
 

Greasy Pig

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Judging by the title of this thread, I was fully expecting the OP to ask if he should fvck a chick with Down Syndrome. Lol.
 

No.Danny

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Greasy Pig said:
Judging by the title of this thread, I was fully expecting the OP to ask if he should fvck a chick with Down Syndrome. Lol.
Bahahahahaha. Funny shvt!!!
 

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I swear to ****in god this broad must be stalking me on here. I post this **** yesterday and all of a sudden like a light switch. Comes to my house at 1230 last night breaking my balls about why don't I text her Good Morning and wanting to know why I didn't tell her I went out the other night. These birds must have like a sixth sense for this ****. Like a moron I fell into the trap and fought back ending with telling her to go **** herself and if she can't act normal than I can't do this with her. (Prolly because I was half asleep when she came over.) Any tips.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Syrio

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Greasy Pig said:
Judging by the title of this thread, I was fully expecting the OP to ask if he should fvck a chick with Down Syndrome. Lol.
lol that's exactly what I thought too
 
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