"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Double the age and may possibly have both major strains of herpes.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I have hesitated to some great levels in dating a 30 y/o with me soon to be 22. And that's with her looking 23, fun girl, and plenty of physical action. There's no way I'd ever consider any older. It's already the consideration of - when she's 50, I'll be 42 and in my prime, she'll be 20 years past her prime. That's simply the reality of male and female life.
Don't do it. You'll regret it. You'll think it's great now - and then it's going to take a dive. She's 30 freaking years older than you. She could have kids older than you and you'd never even know because they could be cross-country living on their own with their OWN kids.
You sound like BibleBelt.. first he was repulsed that his girlfriend was 80 lbs overweight, then he realized she's "only" 40 lbs overweight, now he's realized he loves thick women!dajinn said:
Next week she'll be 45 years old. Maybe in two months she'll be your age!
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CRUCIAL FACT OMITTED!! That changes everything. WIFE HER UP!!dajinn said:
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Totally a troll. But with an absurd amount of time on his hands.Bokanovsky said:
Do you think he's stuck in a wheelchair or is he one of those 1,500-pound dudes who can't leave the house?