"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Crazy Asian

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ok so ever since i could remember there was a tiny tiny dot on the skin of my penis that was the same color of my skin. but yesterday, it turned dark red all of a sudden, and it's the size of a ladybug. it doesn't hurt by itself, but whenever something comes in contact with it, it hurts. what could this be? if u need mroe details let me know, cause i just don't feel comfortable talking to my parents about these things.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Charm

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laser removal
 

donjuanjovi

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Well if it was me, I'd get my buck knife and lop it off. But for you, I would suggest seeing a doctor.
 
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