"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"Doorknob" nipples caused by puberty....

Boricua_33015

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I have these "doorknob" nipples. (not literally, its just a joke that my freind told me that my nipples look like). Supposedly they are cause by puberty, I learned about it in school once. Supposedly they get swollen and really soft and they are supposed to go away after puberty. Only like 2 out of 5 men get this so Im not the only one. Well, Im 17 rite now and Ive had this for ATLEAST THREE damn years, maybe more! ITs really embarrasing. I have a big build but these damn nipples are fukin killing me! These 2 girls that are best freinds or whatever made up a nickname for me. Guess what it is? TITTY! If they see me they proceed to scream out TITTY!! and laugh at their own joke and if one of the gets a chance to they try to grab them. LOL IM SERIOUS!

But after a while I started acting cold with them so they made a new nickname for me called "ICEMAN". I like it better, but its not so good cuz now Im seen as cold and distant. They still sometimes call me titty but not as often.

The question here is, how the hell do I get rid of these damn things?? Ive been doing chest exercises fora while now, and my chest is getting bigger but the nipples make them look ackward.

I know this is silly but this is serious because I know i aint the only one!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Sounds like ***** tits!!!!!! Go see your doc. and see if they really are!!! If they tell him you want a script for anti estrogens...
 

Da Game

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Damn dude, you need better friends. It's probably not that big of a deal.. They're just giving you sh!t.
 

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This is fairly common during puberty and usually passes but take Marqzal's advice and see your doc anyway.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cloud-uk

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lol, u do kno iceman is the nickname of a mafia hitman wo's spending life imprisonment for 100+ murders- he's called that cos he used to put his victims in a freezer and dump them a year or two later to confuse the police to when the time of death was.

I hope their not making a reference to ur homicidal tendancies:confused:.

Fvuk if you had homicidal tendancies I doubt they'd call you "titties".
 

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oh my God theres a fvcking website dedicated to this sh1t!? This is the answer rite here man thanks JJNYC. At first I thouht u were joking but I clicked on it and realized that u werent.

I think I might get surgery for this. My dad told me long time ago that he would take me to the doctor to get this surgery. He knows poeple that have had it. They just make a small little slit under the nipple and take all the excess "sh1t" thats in there.

U know CloudUK I heard of that mafian hitman guy.
 

DJ Girevik

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Good grief man, this is off topic but you need to lighten up. I would have said something like "You grab mine and I'll return the favor" if they tried to grab mine.
 

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I got that from grade 9 until just recently (just finished up year one of high school).

I used to be quite heavy, I always thought that had something to do with it. They stuck out a fair bit, I was so self conscious, I always wore thick clothing.

Glad to say I grew out of that... ****, puberty sucked!
 

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Get them pierced, go by the name of tittie, and accept guifts and sexual offers from chicks all around. They can fondle them if you can fondle theirs. :D
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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