"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Door to door preacher "tongue rapes" woman

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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lol Typical. A choirboy goes down on a priest and nothing happens, ever. A priest goes down on some chick and **** hits the fan.
 
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Thats the problem with religion, it gives you power over people. So naturally you get a bunch of self serving a-holes trying to get into the scene and have this power for themselves. Government is the same way... SMH
 
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where is the blow job prayer religion that's what i want to know
 
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A chick got eaten out...AND SHE COMPLAINS?!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Lmao! This story is just too funny. Ok, fine she was dumb and got decieved but there was no sexual assault because nothing was done against her wishes.

@ Sgt Splacker: There are always going to be people who will use incidents such as this for purpose of discredit. So, let me ask you this. When a police officer abuses his position does it now make the laws he's supposed to uphold useless?
If the said christian girl in question is knowledgeable about the bible she wouldn't have fallen victim to this man. This story is just funny really. How can someone be so dumb? Most times if a preacher is seeing any female member of his church it should either be in an open place or in the company of a 3rd party anything apart from that starts to become a situation of temptation for the preacher and also an opportunity for him to become a victim. Even at my job when the IT person goes to the dorms to helps students I have to accompany him. So, that he doesn't get falsely accused or so that he doesn't do something to a student either.
 
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Keep the discussion on the incident at hand and avoid discussion of religion.

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Hmm ... I haven't seen an entry in the DJ Bible on Door-to-Door game.
 
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^^ Thank you Quiksilver - I posted this for LOLs, not so that people could unravel the depths of religious corruption. Besides, in the end it's not religions that do these unspeakable things - it's people using faith as an excuse. I guess what I'm saying is if a man wants to tongue-rape a woman, then by God he'll find a way to do it.
 
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