"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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when fat b1tches thinking they`re the **** because their last or current boyfriend is a total desperate afc and tells her shes beautiful everyday so she take advantage of it and let her gut hang out all the time and put tons of make up on, LOL
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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There is this girl in my apartment complex that I may have met at th party I threw last week, I dunno... but she found me on facebook and AIM and has been talking to me, trying to get a chance to come over whenever I'm alone.

She's like 155 at 5'7" I would think. Not my type of material. Really pretty face though. Almost creeps me out a bit. She talks so seductively that I think it's really helping me stopping drinking. Something in my head tells me that if I was drunk and nobody found out I would at least rail that slut and paint the chapel... so best to quickly make her think me annoyingly vain :) It seems at the moment to be turning her on more.

Alpha Whales.... hahahah.
 
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