There is this girl in my apartment complex that I may have met at th party I threw last week, I dunno... but she found me on facebook and AIM and has been talking to me, trying to get a chance to come over whenever I'm alone.
She's like 155 at 5'7" I would think. Not my type of material. Really pretty face though. Almost creeps me out a bit. She talks so seductively that I think it's really helping me stopping drinking. Something in my head tells me that if I was drunk and nobody found out I would at least rail that slut and paint the chapel... so best to quickly make her think me annoyingly vain

It seems at the moment to be turning her on more.
Alpha Whales.... hahahah.