"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Don't you hate it when...

C

CCKazi007

Banned
Joined
Aug 22, 2006
Messages
298
Reaction score
2
A really pretty girl or a girl you've been wanting to meet actually approches you in a time of inconveniance to YOU! Example your looking like sh*t because you forgot to shower or you just got out of the gym, so your not feeling your best and just want to GET AWAY. So you just small talk and totally f*ck up the initial meeting with that girl and likely the chances with the girl.

This happened to me few days ago, I'm at school working on something and this girl who I was really eager to meet actually started to talk to me. I was planning to get a car before I started meeting girls and I was also wicked busy with work. So I kinda was an assh*le to her and just walked away. So basically I messed up my first approach! Does the first meeting with a girl even matter? I read in the DJ bible that in the first meeting a girl decides wether or not she'll have sex with that guy...
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

Read more...

K

Kevin Cass

Don Juan
Joined
Jan 7, 2007
Messages
103
Reaction score
0
Location
Inwood,Manhattan
you should have said. im busy right now but if you give me your number..blah blah blah... you fill in the rest. see simple.
 
C

CCKazi007

Banned
Joined
Aug 22, 2006
Messages
298
Reaction score
2
Kevin Cass said:
you should have said. im busy right now but if you give me your number..blah blah blah... you fill in the rest. see simple.
Click to expand...
You see I don't want to do that, cuz if I do she'll assume that I'm really interested and actually ready to go out. I'm at a point where I have other things to deal with first, like getting a car which would make things easier so I'm really not interested in meeting girls until I figure those out. If I don't I'll have too many other things to worry about and it'll get in my way.
 
J

Jay Jay

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 3, 2006
Messages
630
Reaction score
15
Its the worst!

One night I was at a gig watching a wicked band (the cat empire). Their set was cranking! My friends and I had been driniking all night. When I drink I need to pee A LOT.

The Empire came on just as I was on my way to piss. I was like **** it, I can hold on. They played a real long set. I thought I was about to piss myself. It was during their last song (although I didn't realise it was there last song at the time) that I finally made a dash for the toilet.

An absolute hottie was dancing right behind me. In fact I figured it must have been her that had been pressing herself against my back for the entire set.

She grabbed my hands and shouted "dance with me!" into my ear. That was the hottest girl to ever approach me.. . was an 11.5 on a scale of 10.

But I needed to pee real bad! When you gotta go you gotta go.

I just pushed her aside and ran for the loo. When I came out the gig was over and everyone was leaving.

I never saw her again.

There are tears in my eyes as I write this.

JJ
 
W

woods

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Feb 2, 2007
Messages
305
Reaction score
3
Age
50
Too bad she wasnt a german chick!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top