There's this girl I recently met her locker is next to mine we don't talk to each othe much. So for the past couple of weeks she would always ask me to wait for her so we can go to calss together and I always waited for her. Then she would call me boyfriend wen she saw me then she got back with her ex. So she stopped calling me boyfriend but she still wanted me to walk her to class lately everytime I walk her to class she always trys to find somebody for me to go out with or take to the dance. so does she like me or do I move on. She's also single again
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
don't understand her
- Thread starter mhs09
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
The Shocker
Senior Don Juan
Learn how to write, and then come back.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
The Shocker
Senior Don Juan
Huh?? That was abrasive? There was a thousand other things I considered saying, that would've probably gotten me banned...bigw said:
Anyway, when else have I been an azzhole? I can't really recall, except telling a guy he sounded like a puzzy. And he did...
