"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don't know where to bang this chick

ChrizZ

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I'll keep this short and sweet.

Got a chicks number today. I just moved to a new town where I don't really know anybody or any places to go to. I don't have a car and she can't go to my place.

Any ideas?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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KontrollerX said:
Would a motel work?
Well, I gotta do something with her before that. I can't just be like "Hey lets go to a motel and have some fun"
 

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Being more straightforward and explanatory would better your chances.


"Hey, i know i'm a stranger, new in town, and barely know you, but do you want to have me inside you? Like ram my cack in and out of you and such?"

Works every time.
 

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Hmmm, well assuming she lives in this new town you moved to you could ask her where she would like to go.

Yeah generally its better to have the man lead and pick out a location himself but given your unique circumstances I think a little asking for help from her isn't out of the question.

That or you could go to some gas station and ask the attendant there where the fun places in town are lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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okay, I was thinking about two options here...

a) There might be a party tomorrow, so I'll ask her to come (she's a party animal)

b) I ask her to hang out and watch a movie at her house (that's a classic)
 

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ChrizZ said:
b) I ask her to hang out and watch a movie at her house (that's a classic)
You don't invite yourself over to a chick's house without her inviting you. That could lead to her inviting herself whenever she likes to your place without telling you when you got the other girl there.....:nervous:

Why can't you invite her to your place again???
 

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DJDamage said:
You don't invite yourself over to a chick's house without her inviting you. That could lead to her inviting herself whenever she likes to your place without telling you when you got the other girl there.....:nervous:

Why can't you invite her to your place again???
cuz I live in a host family with 5 korean computer geek dudes (lol) and the walls here are really thin. So I don't want the host parents to hear screams like:
"Ohh Yeahh, right there baby!!!" or "Oh my GOD it's so BIG!!!!"
 

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ChrizZ said:
cuz I live in a host family with 5 korean computer geek dudes (lol) and the walls here are really thin. So I don't want the host parents to hear screams like:
"Ohh Yeahh, right there baby!!!" or "Oh my GOD it's so BIG!!!!"

You can still nail her there, just close the door, turn on the music and ask her to bite into a pillow or something. It may not be perfect but if she likes you then she will have to work with you.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Have her go down on you in the back of a theater...Last row. Just don't choke her or everyone will hear the gag.

Or a public place with a lot of bathrooms.
 

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I'll go with option a) and if that doesn't work I guess I'll have to nail her in my room.

thx for the advice
 

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When its dark out side. Go to a park or big field where no one is around (hopefully) and bang her lights out there. I've done it and it's pretty exciting!
 

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Tell her that your house is getting fumigated and you're going to have to stay in a Hotel for a few nights. Invite her to watch a couple of DVDs. This should get rid of the creep factor.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Go out somewhere with her, but make sure you drive.

You drop her off at the end of the night and she should invite you in for coffee or some crappy excuse like that. If she doesn't look like she's going to offer, say you need to hang a leak in her bathroom real quick. As soon as you're in her house, it's on.
 

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Luscious said:
Go out somewhere with her, but make sure you drive.

You drop her off at the end of the night and she should invite you in for coffee or some crappy excuse like that. If she doesn't look like she's going to offer, say you need to hang a leak in her bathroom real quick. As soon as you're in her house, it's on.
I don't have my license yet.
 

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okay, I'm going to a party today (Saturday) and I got her number on Thursday. I'll give her a call tonight to come party with me. Think that's a good idea? I don't wanna wait till next week.
 
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