"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Don't know where to bang this chick

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I'll keep this short and sweet.

Got a chicks number today. I just moved to a new town where I don't really know anybody or any places to go to. I don't have a car and she can't go to my place.

Any ideas?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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KontrollerX said:
Would a motel work?
Well, I gotta do something with her before that. I can't just be like "Hey lets go to a motel and have some fun"
 

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Being more straightforward and explanatory would better your chances.


"Hey, i know i'm a stranger, new in town, and barely know you, but do you want to have me inside you? Like ram my cack in and out of you and such?"

Works every time.
 

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Hmmm, well assuming she lives in this new town you moved to you could ask her where she would like to go.

Yeah generally its better to have the man lead and pick out a location himself but given your unique circumstances I think a little asking for help from her isn't out of the question.

That or you could go to some gas station and ask the attendant there where the fun places in town are lol.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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okay, I was thinking about two options here...

a) There might be a party tomorrow, so I'll ask her to come (she's a party animal)

b) I ask her to hang out and watch a movie at her house (that's a classic)
 

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ChrizZ said:
b) I ask her to hang out and watch a movie at her house (that's a classic)
You don't invite yourself over to a chick's house without her inviting you. That could lead to her inviting herself whenever she likes to your place without telling you when you got the other girl there.....:nervous:

Why can't you invite her to your place again???
 

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DJDamage said:
You don't invite yourself over to a chick's house without her inviting you. That could lead to her inviting herself whenever she likes to your place without telling you when you got the other girl there.....:nervous:

Why can't you invite her to your place again???
cuz I live in a host family with 5 korean computer geek dudes (lol) and the walls here are really thin. So I don't want the host parents to hear screams like:
"Ohh Yeahh, right there baby!!!" or "Oh my GOD it's so BIG!!!!"
 

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ChrizZ said:
cuz I live in a host family with 5 korean computer geek dudes (lol) and the walls here are really thin. So I don't want the host parents to hear screams like:
"Ohh Yeahh, right there baby!!!" or "Oh my GOD it's so BIG!!!!"

You can still nail her there, just close the door, turn on the music and ask her to bite into a pillow or something. It may not be perfect but if she likes you then she will have to work with you.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Have her go down on you in the back of a theater...Last row. Just don't choke her or everyone will hear the gag.

Or a public place with a lot of bathrooms.
 

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I'll go with option a) and if that doesn't work I guess I'll have to nail her in my room.

thx for the advice
 

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When its dark out side. Go to a park or big field where no one is around (hopefully) and bang her lights out there. I've done it and it's pretty exciting!
 

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Tell her that your house is getting fumigated and you're going to have to stay in a Hotel for a few nights. Invite her to watch a couple of DVDs. This should get rid of the creep factor.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Go out somewhere with her, but make sure you drive.

You drop her off at the end of the night and she should invite you in for coffee or some crappy excuse like that. If she doesn't look like she's going to offer, say you need to hang a leak in her bathroom real quick. As soon as you're in her house, it's on.
 

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Luscious said:
Go out somewhere with her, but make sure you drive.

You drop her off at the end of the night and she should invite you in for coffee or some crappy excuse like that. If she doesn't look like she's going to offer, say you need to hang a leak in her bathroom real quick. As soon as you're in her house, it's on.
I don't have my license yet.
 

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okay, I'm going to a party today (Saturday) and I got her number on Thursday. I'll give her a call tonight to come party with me. Think that's a good idea? I don't wanna wait till next week.
 
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