"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Don't drink heavily. Enough said. (Lesson learned)

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So I took this trip to overseas a few days ago for two weeks.

My friend was having his high school graduation/prom (They have it all at once) and I went along. The tradition they have is after all of the ceremonies everyone walks around the city all night until the sun comes up, then goes home.

During his ceremony, I went outside to go call my father and noticed that my phone got blocked, so I couldn't send/receive calls at all. So I just sat there, and then this guy with a group of girls approaches me and invites me to this nightclub that's really close by, so I go ahead with him. So on the way there I talked to him for a bit and we finally sat down, and I had a few shots of vodka (there pretty much is no legal drinking age there).

I decide to call my friend to see if his ceremony is over, and it turns out that they were looking for me! So they come and pick me up and take me back to school for dinner.

So at dinner, there is a long table of the graduates, all facing towards the parents, which were about thirty feet away at their own tables. I got to sit at the end with my graduating friend.

What happened was that they started popping bottles of champagne, and drinking and toasting. Pretty soon my friend started pulling out bottles of vodka and there were plenty of toasts.

After dinner, we went to the gym to go dance. I was a little drunk but not really feeling it. When everyone started dancing, I went back upstairs to have some more vodka, and went back to dance.

I don't really remember what happened after that, but I remember walking out of the area, and being put into a car, which I resisted heavily. I also remember calling out this girls name. Then I remember sitting on a bench at the bottom floor of my grandmothers apartment, with my friends around me, and my DAD there as well. He didn't know that I drink, until that point.

Then I was told that I resisted heavily being put into my grandmothers apartment. The last thing I remember was running to the bathroom to throw up.

I woke up the next morning with a bad hangover. Throbbing head, weak movements, slurred speech. I was still drunk. It took me a day and a half to be normal again.

Point is, DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH. KNOW WHEN TO STOP.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL... you are an amateur.. this story will never stop people from drinking which ror many humans is a very important way of coping with their stressful lives..

If you take away liquor it will be replaced by some other vice... BUt if you cant handle liquor then maybe its not for YOU!
 
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dude, if you're like 16 or 17, of course you won't be able to hold your liquor. Please come back with some life experience before preaching our bs to the board.
 

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Wiesman44 said:
dude, if you're like 16 or 17, of course you won't be able to hold your liquor. Please come back with some life experience before preaching our bs to the board.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I prefer weed because you can still sober up if needed and it only lasts 2 to 3 hours, but thats just me..
 

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Wiesman44 said:
dude, if you're like 16 or 17, of course you won't be able to hold your liquor. Please come back with some life experience before preaching our bs to the board.

I have a lot of life experience, and not getting too drunk to talk to women sounds like a solid idea.

I, unfortunately have a hard time remembering this one at 1 am on a Sat night.
 
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I prefer weed because you can still sober up if needed and it only lasts 2 to 3 hours, but thats just me..
I prefer alcohol because I loosen up, get in a better mood and don't sit on the couch playing video games.
 

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If through years of waking up in my own vomit and strange peoples beds never shocked me into giving up the booze, you can bet your ass some lightweight preaching his first time on the turps wont make a lick of difference.

But thanks for the concern mate. :up:

I've also got a tenner that says your gonna get blitzed again.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I've also got a tenner that says your gonna get blitzed again.

Right on, tits. I swore off of booze a few times in my younger days. Hangovers separate the men from the boys.
 

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If you are only swearing off booze because it affects your game, you don't have a real drinking problem. Not even close.
 

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Just remember to drink PLENTY of water (like a gallon) before passing out...or AFTER you realize that you're wasted...

Alcholo dehydrates your body and it is this dehydration that causes hangovers. So to curb hangovers, drink plenty of water.

This strategy has yet to fail me to this day.
 

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I once read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 

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Ha Ha! Sweet rookie! You didn't even drink that much and you were tanked?! When I was your age I could drink that much on an empty stomach and still be fine.

You need drinking boot camp before you can run with the big dogs for sure!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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