Dont Be This Man!!

[saki]

Ok, here is a gentleman I found today on a personals website. This man, has a number of things wrong with him and Im not just talking about appearance either, he cant spell, he is indicating he is pretty much a virgin. This guy has obviously not been laid in 49 years of his existence. Do you want to turn into this man? Dont sit on the fencepost because thats what this man probably did. He needs to clean himself up, comb his fvcking hair and quit looking for 18-24 year olds. This cracked my shiit up good

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member3578.htm

 

[ego]

It's my father.

Stop!!!

 

[Dukester]

that guys just a fvcking creep

looking for 18-24-- wtf!?!?!?

big time, ugly ass AFC loser


btw saki, how in the he ll did you come across that!

 

[SpeedRunner]

Originally posted by ego
It's my father.

Stop!!!

lol

yeah that is definatly not the way to do a profile

 

[DJDamage]

Well of coarse he is not going to get a chick, on his personal he writes that he is looking for " frmale friend ". Now I don't know whats a frmale is but I suspect its some type of plant.

 

[saki]

Originally posted by Dukester
that guys just a fvcking creep

looking for 18-24-- wtf!?!?!?

big time, ugly ass AFC loser


btw saki, how in the he ll did you come across that!

Well, I tend to do some mackin on that site and his pic was on the homepage with his jacked up title, so I thought I would take a gander Somebody needs to give this poor guy the bible, but It may be too late

 

[david90]

it looks fake. Hopefully

 

[Yotsuya-san]

This guy looks like Richard Simmons after a bad haircut.

 

[unformed]

Originally posted by david90
it looks fake. Hopefully

Haha, that just gave me an idea. I'm gonna start putting up fake personals on plentyoffish.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

That actually makes me kind of sad reading it... he's such a damn loser....

 

[MsThang]

Come on, he's an Aquarius, he can't be that bad.

 

[( . )( . )]

LOL, I must be tired

Have a coffee and a chat

I almost pissed myself for some reason at this bit and then looking at his face. Im betting after 49 years of crying himself to sleep everynight coffee and a chat is the last thing he wants to do.

I love t-shirt and jeans girls.

Yeah like you get a choice you poor goofy bastard, a real working vagina should be enough.

 

[comic_relief]

I can't it. I think I'll save that picture and put it as my background for my computer

( . )( . )

 

[OzyBoy]

Thats sad. I hope i'm not like that but it did make me laugh.

 

[Hot Ice]

Re: LOL, I must be tired

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Im betting after 49 years of crying himself to sleep everynight coffee and a chat is the last thing he wants to do.

Hahahaha, I can imagine...

Poor fella


Normally I don't feel much pity for guys who just don't know anythign and can't stand up on themselves, but in this case I'd like to see an AFC happy ending...

Seesh, I sound like a girl. Or not. Dunno.
I've Never really listened girls I think...


I think when I see people like that that they don't even have a gender.

 

[Spike_the_Dragon]

Wantred--a life!

Now we know what really happend to Opie Taylor.







Hey, wait a minute... thats a dating site!--Why were you going through the male profiles exactly!?

 

[saki]

Re: Wantred--a life!

Originally posted by Spike_the_Dragon



Hey, wait a minute... thats a dating site!--Why were you going through the male profiles exactly!? [/B]

I saw him on the homepage, it rotates daily with both genders.
Ron

 

[Hot Ice]

Originally posted by MsThang
Come on, he's an Aquarius, he can't be that bad.

Hmmmm.. why nto you go and reply to him.
Then we have a girl that has got some thanks to this site!

Come on! he can't be that bad!

 

[Mack Bishop]

word i bet hes hung like woah

 

[Ice Cold]

My antropology professor would be really curious. He represents an true beta from evolutionary POV