"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Don't be this guy.
- Thread starter Warlord
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Ace of Flames
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wow, that guy is sad.
it blows my mind why he would stay with her. what an idiot...
it blows my mind why he would stay with her. what an idiot...
spider_007
Master Don Juan
GOD HELP THE WOMAN WHO DOES THAT TO ME
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
This Thursday on Fox: Wives With Knives!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
SynTheUnscathed
Don Juan
Some ones been playing too much WoW....
hydrocodone
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hahahah, that was funny as hell, thats the perfect wife.i want her
alfadog
Don Juan
I went to college with that guy!
Oh my God, I went to college with that guy! I Engineered his senior project at Berklee College of Music in 1988. Damn what a small world! He was always a real quiet dude, never bothered anyone. Can't believe he wound up with a heffer like that. Wow, and I thought my Ex was psycho!!!
Oh my God, I went to college with that guy! I Engineered his senior project at Berklee College of Music in 1988. Damn what a small world! He was always a real quiet dude, never bothered anyone. Can't believe he wound up with a heffer like that. Wow, and I thought my Ex was psycho!!!
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
alfadog
Don Juan
Brak, I swear to God! When Berklee College of Music did their first student CD release, Devin wrote one of the 10 songs that they picked. He Produced the track and I recorded and and mixed it. I almost fell out of my chair when I seen that clip. As soon as I saw his face I said, "hmmm, that looks like Dev"; and then when I saw the name on the screen, I just about choked. His parents moved to Santa Barbara, CA, when we were in college and they had money. I thought he'd land a sweetie, not some heffer on a Lorena Bobbit kick! Can you imagine that being out on the internet for the world to see?! I'm gonna save that clip so that whenever I feel down about a relationship, I can look at that and thank the lucky stars that it's not me! That clip was stamped 1994, hopefully he got out of that BAD BAD situation! UNBELIEVEABLE!!!
Yes but after turning on the T.V last week, this guy (and I use the term losely) is sadder.
http://www.youtube.com/w/American-Idol-5-girl-guy-funny?v=yvdu0x9hmfQ&search=American Idol worst
Ace of Flames
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hahaha i saw that guy on the show too. oh wow. i blame the family. you saw he had all females to go back to. no father figure, no male figure at all in his family. and all these girls are retards. they raised him like a girl! they even bought his clothes and cut his hair like a girl! wtf. psycho....
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.