"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Don't be this Dude...Perhaps the most AFC dude I've seen...

MatureDJ

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I have to admit; this guy sounds like an entitled creep who can't believe that he could get rejected, and then has no shame in begging after the fact.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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jesus...
 

dutchmaster

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You think that's bad? You should try reading the 'beta of the month' competition that they have over at Chateau Heartiste.

I once saw an orbiter that was made to pluck a woman's pubic hairs, whilst she took pictures and put them online.

I shiver just thinking about that level of degradation.

Edit: found it:

https://heartiste.wordpress.com/category/beta-of-the-year-contest/

Candidate #5 - Palace Eunuch Pube Groomer. Although every candidate is f*cking awful, this one is bad enough to give nightmares.
r u fvckin kidding me dude???? i don't know what's worse. how much of a chump he is for doing it or how evil she is for asking him.. just stick a finger in there u fvckin pssbag

"come clean my sacred vag ull never touch otherwise so i can have bbcs ram it all weekend"... thats the type of sh1t that makes me wanna punch people in the face
 
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