"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Don't be like this guy

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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marmel75

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Lame dudes make lame statements
 

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What's so bad about stability, security, loyalty and commitment?

Are you both implying that a real "man" has to be unstable, insecure, unloyal, and uncommitted to things?
 

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spamming for your own blog?
 

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Sneevox said:
What's so bad about stability, security, loyalty and commitment?

Are you both implying that a real "man" has to be unstable, insecure, unloyal, and uncommitted to things?
Nothing is wrong with it. The point is to illustrate how a woman's desire 'changes' as she gets older and men are all too eager to acquiesce to the later part of her life, when she's not nearly as hot, because she has finally 'grown up'. It's selling yourself short. This is one reason of many why so many men quickly marry 'used' girls who got to have their cake and eat it too.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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thats why i deleted my facebook and dont have twitter

because of thirsty no balls having fags like that, he trying to get brownie points with women, what a sucker
 

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TLDR.

Grown women means old women.

Old women falling for stability is truth.

Too bad no man wants old women, which is also truth.
 
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