Dong Fu's most successful halloween outfit

[Dongfu]

One year I wore g-string undies on my head. I had the pvssy side foreward, so it kind of looked like a hat of some kind. Then I had a few G-strings hanging out of my pants.

As I cruised around at the block party on Maui, girls were taking off their g-strings and tucking them into my pants to add to my collection. Then they would give me a room # or a cell # and tell me to check them out later.

Unfortunately I was married at the time, so I never got to capitalize on the power of this costume. Anyway, try it if you like. You might feel a little silly, but girls are gonna dig it, and it will give them a great reason to approach you. Peacocking with a sexual twist.

 

[Play the Game]

Hahaha nice... when they ask who you are, you can say you're a player.

 

[Dongfu]

Hahaha nice... when they ask who you are, you can say you're a player.

Exactly