"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alright so i've had the flu for the past week, and i've had absolutly no energy. It's hard for me to understand whats going on and i have to concentrate pretty hard to even type correctly. It's like i'm on pot (which im not) and part of my brain is functioning incorrectly. My fever and flu are mostly gone but i'm still really out of it. Not sure if its normal or what.

Oh yeah and the title was just to get your attention again :).
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Get alot of rest, that does it for me.

And Drink lots of WATER. I usually drink as much as I can until I feel like I'm gonna throw up, and I do it every hour or so.
 
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Some vitamins, some Gatorade...Some junk food...
 
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Originally posted by Raven125
i've had absolutly no energy. It's hard for me to understand whats going on and i have to concentrate pretty hard to even type correctly. It's like i'm on pot (which im not) and part of my brain is functioning incorrectly.
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I feel like this all the time :D :rolleyes:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Lol it's almost good, alot easier to do social things if you are feeling embarressed.


My balls grew even LARGER today (whoa! that was possible?)
 
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