"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Raven125

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Alright so i've had the flu for the past week, and i've had absolutly no energy. It's hard for me to understand whats going on and i have to concentrate pretty hard to even type correctly. It's like i'm on pot (which im not) and part of my brain is functioning incorrectly. My fever and flu are mostly gone but i'm still really out of it. Not sure if its normal or what.

Oh yeah and the title was just to get your attention again :).
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Too_Pimp

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Get alot of rest, that does it for me.

And Drink lots of WATER. I usually drink as much as I can until I feel like I'm gonna throw up, and I do it every hour or so.
 

Reto

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Some vitamins, some Gatorade...Some junk food...
 

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Originally posted by Raven125
i've had absolutly no energy. It's hard for me to understand whats going on and i have to concentrate pretty hard to even type correctly. It's like i'm on pot (which im not) and part of my brain is functioning incorrectly.
I feel like this all the time :D :rolleyes:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Raven125

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Lol it's almost good, alot easier to do social things if you are feeling embarressed.


My balls grew even LARGER today (whoa! that was possible?)
 
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