Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Don Juan How Many Girls Have You Done Survey Results Are In

Nasman

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Recently I posted a thread how many girls have u done? The results are in...
(If you put the thread down or said it doesn't matter how many girls u bang u will be counted as a virgin. Or if your remarks were very ridiculous you will also be counted as virgin.

Nico suave-11
Lastmanstanding 0
Dark light 0
Not donjuan 0
obiejuan 0
Tomatoes 13
Fortunate juan 0
Trojan Juan 0
Trojan 70
Nfc 3
pv94 0
djben 1
JLW 1
L770 1
Plastic surgeon 25
Logical lefty 12
Jon won 100+
Nasman 21
Realest thing 50
Codr 3 10
Pr moon 75
rollo tomasi 50
vagrant 0
6 heads lewis 36
Spider 007 0
Karma sutra 0
(.)(.) 0
Idle 1 7
Rexman 0
Jb brain 0
Sparky 0
Ryanathh 3
typical 24
chosen 1 0
Dj velvet 3
La Chico 0
Valdez 45
nighthawk 50
Quick silver 14
Ricky 0
Scrumtulescence 0
Counselor 0

Thanks for taking part in the how many girls have you done survey. Since survey had sooo many views I made it easy for u guys to break down who is who.

Help the guys with 0 bangs it is the least we can do on don juan forum.

I estimated that 35% of guys on this site virgins.

I was wrong 45% are. THanks for taking part in survey.
PLEASE NO REPLIES THIS IS A VIEW ONLY THREAD............
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fortunate_Juan

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Please change mine to -1100.
 

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I have a better survey: how many TIMES have you fukked all your women.. LOL..

I would estimate based on days in years divided by relationships... i've fukked about 3,000 times,.
 
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Since I'm a 44 year old virgin - what tips would you give me to be "successful" in my pursuit of a woman??

You most likely have 75% virgins here on this forum!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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cyp6 said:
^^ your kidding right? if your not can you tell us a little bit about your situtation.. so we can see where to start
Well, I'm a good looking dude. reasonably intelligent, witty and humorous, my physique is slim/muscular w/a belly - 5' 10'' - 193 pounds - I could pass for 28 (on a good day) or as a 34 year old on a bad day. I retired at 33 - I have a business degree and I like beer and candy (thus the belly)!!!
 
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I have such disdain for hors and their bad condescending speech and masculine qualities - it is a "turn off"!!!

Considering that darn near 100% of the women are hors in America you can see my dilemma!

I have AIM but I guess my AIMS are too high!! Sigh..
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Last Man Standing said:
I have AIM but I guess my AIMS are too high!! Sigh..
I see you missed my joke about AIM - I guess I dhould have told a knock knock joke instead :rolleyes:

Sex is natural but disease (herpes is rampant) and having a baby from a hor is not!! And all the drama --- ooooohhh the drama!!
 
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One big other problem - I like slimmies (thin women) but 99.99% of the women I see here are overweight - I'm excluding babies :rolleyes:

Or I'm just not physically attracted to them!! I love femininity - but that is very rare nowadays!!

Did you get my AIM joke? I didn't see any "LOL" or "ROFLMAO' response. I guess I'm only funny in my own mind (LMS slumps in chair)
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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LMAO @ LAST MAN STANDINGS AIM JOKE.. i got it!! hahaha!!

LMS ur my hero... i love the way u toy around with people and ur sarcasm. HAHAH!!
 

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lol... I'm a virgin uh!?
Excellent, maybe I can try this again minus all the filthy wh0re's I regret.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Since I'm a 44 year old virgin - what tips would you give me to be "successful" in my pursuit of a woman??

You most likely have 75% virgins here on this forum!
Play the game TRUTH or DARE, you are bound to see some action! :up:
 

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Well, since you are wanting to lose your virginity, you shouldn't go around telling women that you are a virgin. Especially since you are 44. Try going to a bar or party and if you are good looking like you say, you should have no problem finding a dumb woman there that will wanna have sex. I know, you hate women like that, but that's the easier way of getting laid. Your standards are too high to have never had sex. You need to lose the v card first before having high standards. It's really not a huge deal to lose virginity. It's kinda easy after you get it over with. The next day you feel like a new man though. I know I did. But, it does wear off after awhile and you are the same man, but just without being a virgin.
 

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I said above 10 and less than 50...

Grrrrrr... lol


-Cod3r
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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