"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Don Juan How Many Girls Have You Done Survey Results Are In

Nasman

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Recently I posted a thread how many girls have u done? The results are in...
(If you put the thread down or said it doesn't matter how many girls u bang u will be counted as a virgin. Or if your remarks were very ridiculous you will also be counted as virgin.

Nico suave-11
Lastmanstanding 0
Dark light 0
Not donjuan 0
obiejuan 0
Tomatoes 13
Fortunate juan 0
Trojan Juan 0
Trojan 70
Nfc 3
pv94 0
djben 1
JLW 1
L770 1
Plastic surgeon 25
Logical lefty 12
Jon won 100+
Nasman 21
Realest thing 50
Codr 3 10
Pr moon 75
rollo tomasi 50
vagrant 0
6 heads lewis 36
Spider 007 0
Karma sutra 0
(.)(.) 0
Idle 1 7
Rexman 0
Jb brain 0
Sparky 0
Ryanathh 3
typical 24
chosen 1 0
Dj velvet 3
La Chico 0
Valdez 45
nighthawk 50
Quick silver 14
Ricky 0
Scrumtulescence 0
Counselor 0

Thanks for taking part in the how many girls have you done survey. Since survey had sooo many views I made it easy for u guys to break down who is who.

Help the guys with 0 bangs it is the least we can do on don juan forum.

I estimated that 35% of guys on this site virgins.

I was wrong 45% are. THanks for taking part in survey.
PLEASE NO REPLIES THIS IS A VIEW ONLY THREAD............
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fortunate_Juan

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Please change mine to -1100.
 

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I have a better survey: how many TIMES have you fukked all your women.. LOL..

I would estimate based on days in years divided by relationships... i've fukked about 3,000 times,.
 
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Since I'm a 44 year old virgin - what tips would you give me to be "successful" in my pursuit of a woman??

You most likely have 75% virgins here on this forum!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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cyp6 said:
^^ your kidding right? if your not can you tell us a little bit about your situtation.. so we can see where to start
Well, I'm a good looking dude. reasonably intelligent, witty and humorous, my physique is slim/muscular w/a belly - 5' 10'' - 193 pounds - I could pass for 28 (on a good day) or as a 34 year old on a bad day. I retired at 33 - I have a business degree and I like beer and candy (thus the belly)!!!
 
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I have such disdain for hors and their bad condescending speech and masculine qualities - it is a "turn off"!!!

Considering that darn near 100% of the women are hors in America you can see my dilemma!

I have AIM but I guess my AIMS are too high!! Sigh..
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Last Man Standing said:
I have AIM but I guess my AIMS are too high!! Sigh..
I see you missed my joke about AIM - I guess I dhould have told a knock knock joke instead :rolleyes:

Sex is natural but disease (herpes is rampant) and having a baby from a hor is not!! And all the drama --- ooooohhh the drama!!
 
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One big other problem - I like slimmies (thin women) but 99.99% of the women I see here are overweight - I'm excluding babies :rolleyes:

Or I'm just not physically attracted to them!! I love femininity - but that is very rare nowadays!!

Did you get my AIM joke? I didn't see any "LOL" or "ROFLMAO' response. I guess I'm only funny in my own mind (LMS slumps in chair)
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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LMAO @ LAST MAN STANDINGS AIM JOKE.. i got it!! hahaha!!

LMS ur my hero... i love the way u toy around with people and ur sarcasm. HAHAH!!
 

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lol... I'm a virgin uh!?
Excellent, maybe I can try this again minus all the filthy wh0re's I regret.
 

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Last Man Standing said:
Since I'm a 44 year old virgin - what tips would you give me to be "successful" in my pursuit of a woman??

You most likely have 75% virgins here on this forum!
Play the game TRUTH or DARE, you are bound to see some action! :up:
 

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Well, since you are wanting to lose your virginity, you shouldn't go around telling women that you are a virgin. Especially since you are 44. Try going to a bar or party and if you are good looking like you say, you should have no problem finding a dumb woman there that will wanna have sex. I know, you hate women like that, but that's the easier way of getting laid. Your standards are too high to have never had sex. You need to lose the v card first before having high standards. It's really not a huge deal to lose virginity. It's kinda easy after you get it over with. The next day you feel like a new man though. I know I did. But, it does wear off after awhile and you are the same man, but just without being a virgin.
 

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I said above 10 and less than 50...

Grrrrrr... lol


-Cod3r
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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