kickureface
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i dont get how the ranks are done. 1 loss = 10 ranks down? wtF??
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
does usc have a chance tro get back to #1?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
ValleyDJing
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kickureface said:
To Stanford at home? They deserved to get knocked 20 spots.
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no they don't. Becuase actually USC is just not that good this year. They are a borderline top 10 team. They have no real running game. Their QB play is not the best they have ever have, and they only have one really productive reciever in ...shoot I forgot that guys name.. Patrick Turner, although Hazelton (sp) can be good.. five star kid coming out of HS.. but then again they all are if you play for USC
Mitch Mustain is the best QB on the team, and will wreak havoc next year. damn I'm pissed houston ran him off. Damien Williams who is sititng out is an NFL wide reciever and will have 3 years to play (as well as mitch), and Stephen Green is a faster version, not as fat version of Lyndale white. Next year you guys will be fine. this year you wont' win the pac 10. Arizona state is the best team in the pac 10. Orgeon and Cal will run over that USC defense. I can honeslty see 4 losses. UCLA isnt' chopped liver.
Mitch Mustain is the best QB on the team, and will wreak havoc next year. damn I'm pissed houston ran him off. Damien Williams who is sititng out is an NFL wide reciever and will have 3 years to play (as well as mitch), and Stephen Green is a faster version, not as fat version of Lyndale white. Next year you guys will be fine. this year you wont' win the pac 10. Arizona state is the best team in the pac 10. Orgeon and Cal will run over that USC defense. I can honeslty see 4 losses. UCLA isnt' chopped liver.
kickureface
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i agree that this year's team sucks, but i realized some of it has to do with injuries, and just not so great players overall. sanchez > booty, but booty still is the starter. as for the wide recievers, that one dude, i forgot name, just keeps dropping passes wide open. lol...
the rb is getting a tad better with mcknight doing well. on d, manaluga is injured i think. thats no good.
anyways, say some spectacular miracle happened and usc won all their games and ohio and boston lost their games. any difference?
i also dont get why cal and lsu lost and usc won last week, but they go down instead more instead after a win.
the rb is getting a tad better with mcknight doing well. on d, manaluga is injured i think. thats no good.
anyways, say some spectacular miracle happened and usc won all their games and ohio and boston lost their games. any difference?
i also dont get why cal and lsu lost and usc won last week, but they go down instead more instead after a win.
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first of all.. I've lived in SEC country all my life. I'm out here in SoCal and I've been to about 5 in all Pac 10 games.. 2 last year 3 this year.
it's not even close the compitition Pac 10/SEC
right now, LSU is about 2 touchdowns better than any team in the pac 10. LSU LAST year had a defense that was unreal and they are BETTER this year. a Defense that made Brady Quinn look like a CFL quarterback, the same one that ripped USC apart.
The REAL top 10 should be LSU, Boston College, Kentucky (damn I can't believe I just said that), OU and I think Arizona State is the best team in the pac 10 this year.
USC almost lost to a team that is about to have a coaching change. Arizona is not good.
USC skated by on being USC the first month of the season. Now.. I can think of at least 10 teams better. I would rather play USC right now than kentucky which is saying something. Andre Woodson is sick.
A team you better keep your eye on is Florida STate. They lost the first game of the year but havent' done much wrong since. Their D will keep them in every gaame, and if they can get a decent QB or at least get Xavier lee to make enough plays, they can play with anyone in the country.
it's not even close the compitition Pac 10/SEC
right now, LSU is about 2 touchdowns better than any team in the pac 10. LSU LAST year had a defense that was unreal and they are BETTER this year. a Defense that made Brady Quinn look like a CFL quarterback, the same one that ripped USC apart.
The REAL top 10 should be LSU, Boston College, Kentucky (damn I can't believe I just said that), OU and I think Arizona State is the best team in the pac 10 this year.
USC almost lost to a team that is about to have a coaching change. Arizona is not good.
USC skated by on being USC the first month of the season. Now.. I can think of at least 10 teams better. I would rather play USC right now than kentucky which is saying something. Andre Woodson is sick.
A team you better keep your eye on is Florida STate. They lost the first game of the year but havent' done much wrong since. Their D will keep them in every gaame, and if they can get a decent QB or at least get Xavier lee to make enough plays, they can play with anyone in the country.
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You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
kickureface
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florida state lost today to rutgers, hehe.
****s goin on with the top10. it looks like it just flipped itself over. -_-
****s goin on with the top10. it looks like it just flipped itself over. -_-
kickureface
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OOPS
south florida. hahahaahaha. they were 2nd.
south florida. hahahaahaha. they were 2nd.
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right state, wrong team. South florida lost today. overrated. They are a top 10 team.. not a top 3 team.kickureface said:
Actually, rutgers has probalby the best Defensive coach I've seen in a while. gotta tip your hat to the adjustments he made at halftime. bottle in a running QB and make it so he can't see over the top, cutting the head off the dragon.. couldn't run slants because the QB is too short to see the recievers.
I'm hurting after the losses of USF and the Indians tonight. I agree USF isn't a top 5 team but worthy this year of being a top 10. They are an entertaining team every game this season. I have to say though the most entertaining thing I saw tonight was Jim Leavitt screaming his head off going crazy.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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the most entertaining thing i saw was Erin Andrewsmpimpin said:
ValleyDJing
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Yo BB...+1 rep! lol!
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she's easy on the eyes. I saw her last year at the Catfish Hole in Fayetville after an arkansas game. Honestly I've seen better.. but she's pretty.ValleyDJing said:
BTW the catfish hole is a mini slice of heaven, that's been golden fileted to a crisp for your sensory enjoyment :woo: