kickureface
Master Don Juan
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i dont get how the ranks are done. 1 loss = 10 ranks down? wtF??
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
kickureface said:i dont get how the ranks are done. 1 loss = 10 ranks down? wtF??
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Florida State lost to Rutgers? I watched the Rutgers game and didn't see Florida State tonight.kickureface said:florida state lost today to rutgers, hehe.
****s goin on with the top10. it looks like it just flipped itself over. -_-
right state, wrong team. South florida lost today. overrated. They are a top 10 team.. not a top 3 team.kickureface said:florida state lost today to rutgers, hehe.
****s goin on with the top10. it looks like it just flipped itself over. -_-
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
the most entertaining thing i saw was Erin Andrewsmpimpin said:I'm hurting after the losses of USF and the Indians tonight. I agree USF isn't a top 5 team but worthy this year of being a top 10. They are an entertaining team every game this season. I have to say though the most entertaining thing I saw tonight was Jim Leavitt screaming his head off going crazy.
Nice observationbackbreaker said:the most entertaining thing i saw was Erin Andrews
backbreaker said:the most entertaining thing i saw was Erin Andrews
she's easy on the eyes. I saw her last year at the Catfish Hole in Fayetville after an arkansas game. Honestly I've seen better.. but she's pretty.ValleyDJing said:Yo BB...+1 rep! lol!