"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Got a text from a chick today that I've been half a$$edly gaming. Only took her out once about 3 weeks ago (was good date) and asked her for drinks the next week. Got a "maybe" reply so I haven't really been trying again lately, just a few texts here and there.

Anyway, text reads...

Who sexy and fine? You! Who cute? You! Who fly? You! Who lying? Me! LOL jk ..Pass it on!!


This is suppose to be a forward I assume, but I've never received any forwards from her ever. I just sent a "LOL good *hit!" reply to her letting her know I thought it was funny.

Anyone think there's any hidden meaning behind this?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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you're over analyzing the situation.....

The correct handling of the situation would have been this

Her:Who sexy and fine? You! Who cute? You! Who fly? You! Who lying? Me! LOL jk ..Pass it on!!

You:Look If you're interested in me that much you can just go ahead and say so, no need to try and hint it with silly messages ;)
 

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Sp1kez said:
you're over analyzing the situation.....

The correct handling of the situation would have been this

Her:Who sexy and fine? You! Who cute? You! Who fly? You! Who lying? Me! LOL jk ..Pass it on!!

You:Look If you're interested in me that much you can just go ahead and say so, no need to try and hint it with silly messages ;)
that reply would have been a lot worse than the one I sent. She's hardly initiated anything with me so saying what you did would have been foolish.

I'm just wondering why would she send stupid sh*t like this to me? I've pretty much given up on trying my hardest on getting her to fvck, but if there's a spark ..it's whatever.
 

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ZhaoYun said:
that reply would have been a lot worse than the one I sent. She's hardly initiated anything with me so saying what you did would have been foolish.

I'm just wondering why would she send stupid sh*t like this to me? I've pretty much given up on trying my hardest on getting her to fvck, but if there's a spark ..it's whatever.
dude....your reply was terrible. you left no room for her to reply to anything nor was it funny. Yours was simply a reaction to her stupid text.

Spikes on the otherhand left it openended i.e. a chance for her to come back with another comeback and it was playful and funny.

I would've definitely replied with something along the lines of Sp1ke. Then you can see if she responds again and try to get a mini-rapport going and then escalate to the phone and ask her out on another date once you get her laughing at your text messages.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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hey, idiots, its a forward. You're supossed to pass it on. Not reply to it.
I get 5 of those hourly. They are meaningless. Just like this thread.
 

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crazymedstudent said:
dude....your reply was terrible. you left no room for her to reply to anything nor was it funny. Yours was simply a reaction to her stupid text.

Sp1kes on the otherhand left it openended i.e. a chance for her to come back with another comeback and it was playful and funny.

I would've definitely replied with something along the lines of Sp1ke. Then you can see if she responds again and try to get a mini-rapport going and then escalate to the phone and ask her out on another date once you get her laughing at your text messages.
Spikes reply is too arrogant and would be stupid to do since she set it up like a forward. Her response would tell me it was just a forward.

So yeah, trying to do something to get a kick out of her is dumb and would only show that I seek her attention which isn't good if she isn't really initiating anything. Didn't you read what I mentioned about her?

I replied cause I felt like it and feel it's better then to reply then have her thinking she upset me or something. I was just trying to see if something like this happened to other people. This chick hasn't ever sent me a forward and I know it wasn't a real forward since it didn't have that stupid FWD:FWD: bvll**** across the subject.
 

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I'd reply, "WTF is this ****? That was retarded. Don't ever send me that sh1t again."

Someone sent me a MMS thing with sparkly sh1t and music and I replied "WTF?"

I hate that sh1t.
 

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*facepalm*

i'm wondering if there are any actual DJ's still here..

or is it just the blind leading the blind through traffic
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ZhaoYun said:
This is suppose to be a forward I assume, but I've never received any forwards from her ever. I just sent a "LOL good *hit!" reply to her letting her know I thought it was funny.

Anyone think there's any hidden meaning behind this?
Yep. You're now her girl-friend, else she wouldn't put you on the girly text/email fwd list.
 

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christz said:
*facepalm*

i'm wondering if there are any actual DJ's still here..

or is it just the blind leading the blind through traffic
Mind elaborating?

Or is it a typical "text messages are useless" thing.
 

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ZhaoYun said:
Mind elaborating?

Or is it a typical "text messages are useless" thing.
you got a forward guy, nothing more. you and about 12 other guys on her phonebook probably got that message.
 

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ZhaoYun said:
yeah - 12 guys sounds about right for a skank like her
Ha. Dont be mad at her. Be mad at yourself for being a wussbag.

"skanks are the ones that give it up to everyone except me"
famous chinese proverb.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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r0cky said:
Ha. Dont be mad at her. Be mad at yourself for being a wussbag.

"skanks are the ones that give it up to everyone except me"
famous chinese proverb.
Wussbag?

Ha. You don't know the whole story r0cky. This chick had already given me head and I guess since I didn't bother getting up with her all of the time after that she thought I was just about one thing.

Responding with some bullsh*t line is stupid and forreal, I don't care that much. Not gonna lie it'd be nice to get my d!ck sucked again. She could be well trained.

O well
 
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why did you take her out on a date, instead of staying in with her and f*cking her brains out? Are you happy with the money you wasted taking this useless chick out?
 

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Zhayoun is a young DJ apprentice, let him make his mistakes and learn from them, he obviously can't see the wisdom I have bestowed upon him by giving him a good reply example.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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