And the cycle repeats once again, you guys start acting like assh*les, and ruin my threads. I've tried to change coming back here, and I HAVE changed, but you people are still the same assh*les you were before. I know you guys are gay, but that doesn't mean you have to go around dissing straight people, it's almost as if you're jealous of my straightness. Truth be told, I haven't actually f*cked a girl yet, but I will eventually, and that's the difference between me and you, I'll EVENTUALLY get p*ssy, but you guys, nah, you're doomed to never see a ***** in your life. You might as well turn gay, because girls haven't got anything to offer you.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Does this make me gay?
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