"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Does this ever happen to you at a bar?

danthemann

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What should i make of girls rubbing against me at the bar area? I was sitting at the bar with my friend and this group of girls who were with some guys who were buying them drinks, kept hanging out right in front of us. The guys were ****heads mostly and i had to tell one of the guys to backup, but some chick kept seemingly intentionally rubbing her ass or leg against me while she was talking to some dude. Its not the first time its happened and that chick didnt leave with that guy. Im just not sure if its her way of hitting on me, or if the bar is just crowded.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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denverfan110

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regardless you're thinking too much

you wont know if she has interest unless you actually talk to her come on man
 

danthemann

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i already know she was interested that wasnt my question dip****.
 

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danthemann said:
What should i make of girls rubbing against me at the bar area? I was sitting at the bar with my friend and this group of girls who were with some guys who were buying them drinks, kept hanging out right in front of us. The guys were ****heads mostly and i had to tell one of the guys to backup, but some chick kept seemingly intentionally rubbing her ass or leg against me while she was talking to some dude. Its not the first time its happened and that chick didnt leave with that guy. Im just not sure if its her way of hitting on me, or if the bar is just crowded.

If you think the chick is actually trying to get your attention I'd smile then turn around and say: Excuse me but I'm not sure if it's customary where you come from to rub asses as a way of saying hello but where I come we just smile and say hello! Haha (Then take it from there.)

OR:

Are you a magician? Because if you keep rubbing on me like that the 50 cents I have in my pocket is going to turn into a roll of quarters any minute now. lol

OR: Are you getting off at the next stop too? Because damn I feel like I'm riding Mass transit the way people keep dry hvmping my leg in here! lol

Any ridiculous silly line. IF you think the chick is trying to get your attention and it just isn't crowded.
 

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Your current mindset of wondering whether a girl is hitting on you is not the best mindset. Always assume they are attracted to you. Always assume that they are trying to get your attention. Especially in situations like this. Yes, this was her way. Then these questions go away. If you open them and they act weird, it is their problem and they don't know how to do the male/female dance. On to the next who can handle her ****.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Bokanovsky

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danthemann said:
i already know she was interested that wasnt my question dip****.
Then why are you asking stupid questions?
 

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danthemann said:
i already know she was interested that wasnt my question dip****.

No you didn't know she was interested. Otherwise you wouldn't have said:

danthemann said:
Im just not sure if its her way of hitting on me, or if the bar is just crowded.
 

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Yes that was her way of hitting on you. No girl would do that unless she wanted to get your attention.
 

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LorenzoVonM said:
Your current mindset of wondering whether a girl is hitting on you is not the best mindset. Always assume they are attracted to you. Always assume that they are trying to get your attention. Especially in situations like this. Yes, this was her way. Then these questions go away. If you open them and they act weird, it is their problem and they don't know how to do the male/female dance. On to the next who can handle her ****.
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If a girl was doing that to me, I'd get her attention, and with a smirk and locked eyes I would have said something along the lines, "you wet yet?" And then play on her response. Like he said, she'll either do the dance or not, whatever. Improvise. Laugh it off.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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