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You're my new best friend...let's compare penis sizes?
You're my new best friend...let's compare penis sizes?
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You bring the average d!ck size down significantlyBoilermaker said:You must be a genius. You just discovered that Anything that anyone ever says must be out of spite and hurt feelings.
Law of averages says otherwise. Probably every poster who has contributed so far has average penis sizes, because their average is the definition of the average penis size, more or less.
Get it ?
Not to me.Does pen1s size matter?
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Instead of juggling words, and making flimsy argumens, spend a minute or two here:Social_Leper said:Since when does “from what I've heard” equate to “this is scientific fact so listen up”. Making outlandish claims from limited knowledge? Nah bro, that’s your territory.
Thanks for the compliment,Social_Leper said:Actually given that Boiler is the biggest d*ck in here I'd say he brings it up considerably.
says the guy who's a self-proclaimed Hobbit?SamTheHobit said:You bring the average d!ck size down significantly
I agree with this, completely.Danger said:I believe that size matters.....but only to a degree.
To clarify, it matters if it is too small, or too big. Either she won't feel a thing or else it will just hurt too much for her to enjoy it. Average length is just fine and nothing to worry about.
Of course, I posit the notion that one should not care, simply because you shouldn't be marrying nearly any woman today, and if she decides to stop fvking you because it isn't big enough, then go fvk other women instead.
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
and it is so important that you mention this, that you expressed this rather common sense idea first, before the thread degenerated into "retardation".Colossus said:Before this thread degenerated into retardation I mentioned that pen1s size only matters if you are in the extremes.
Could be. Actually reconsidering the human evolution and origin of clothing I realized I jumped the gun.Social_Leper said:I was breaking your balls.
Interesting link. But it doesn't refute the point that attraction in women on a visceral level is triggered by areas of the body which indicate higher levels of testosterone (read masculinity) and health - big arms, v shape torso, and yes a donkey kong slong. Especially when you consider that your magic stick is the only thing that provides...direct utility in certain areas.
Yes that was a shameless self-plug. Every now and then I'll drop one to feel what it must be like to be you....then I realize I cant attain to your level of narcissistic douchery. Congrats on replacing Down Low.Boilermaker said:and it is so important that you mention this, that you expressed this rather common sense idea first, before the thread degenerated into "retardation".
Thanks for reminding us and "purifying the thread" , I apologize I missed it and quoted Danger. Of course, this reminder is not at all a part of the said retardation, but an important point that must be acknowledged by everyone since the motivation here is not to brainstorm with fellow men, but to show them how much better we are from one another, that's why proper citations are very important.
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
On the contrary, I am sure there a lot of people who "love" you thanks to your hollow narcissism that comes off of every single post you make.Colossus said:I do, however, think you rarely pass up an opportunity to slam, bicker, or assert your own magnificence through insults. No one really likes you here. And that's not me being spiteful...you just kind of float in that gray area between being a bannable user and a caustic jerk who stays just above the rules. I guess every forum has them.
QFTBoilermaker said:On the contrary, I am sure there a lot of people who "love" you thanks to your hollow narcissism that comes off of every single post you make.
I understand your strong desire to "ban" me, but thankfully, you don't get to decide such matters by your own folly.
I know you wouldn't miss a chance to ban anyone who outsmarts you; or disagrees with you, or exposes you.
Your sub-conscious is giving you away. Now the "ban card" out of nowhere.
No more red-marks but subtle threats of banning users? Good to see you're maturing.
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.