"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Does penis size matter?

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You're my new best friend...let's compare penis sizes?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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If you're a fag and your fantasy is to get f'cked by a big **** then penis size does matter.

Equally, if you're a woman and you dreaming of big **** then penis size matter.

But to your specific question, does it matter what size is my d'ck, no it doesn't. The only thing that matters is if you enjoy your life. If you enjoy your life with 1 inch ****, then that's fine. If you don't enjoy your life with 18 inch ****, then that's bad.

Size don't matter.

You could have a ford escort and enjoy that car like nothing else, while another guy on mercedes 600 doesn't enjoy the car at all.

This world does not belong to rich and powerful, but to everyday people who enjoy their lives.

What if you met a woman and she doesn't enjoy spending time with you and you think that's because your penis is short? Then next that woman and find another one. By her actions you know that she isn't worth much in this world.
 

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Boilermaker said:
You must be a genius. You just discovered that Anything that anyone ever says must be out of spite and hurt feelings.

Law of averages says otherwise. Probably every poster who has contributed so far has average penis sizes, because their average is the definition of the average penis size, more or less.

Get it ?
You bring the average d!ck size down significantly
 

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Size does matter , women prefer a bigger penis generally! I'm pretty big and its only worked in my favour!

However it's not a necessity, I've made every girl I've been with cvm before I've even slammed it in!

Long as your decent in bed it isn't an issue!
 

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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Social_Leper said:
Since when does “from what I've heard” equate to “this is scientific fact so listen up”. Making outlandish claims from limited knowledge? Nah bro, that’s your territory.
Instead of juggling words, and making flimsy argumens, spend a minute or two here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clothing#Origin_of_clothing


^ Ralf Kittler, Manfred Kayser & Mark Stoneking (2003), "Molecular evolution of Pediculus humanus and the origin of clothing" (PDF), Current Biology 13 (16): 1414–1417, doi:10.1016/S0960-9822(03)00507-4, PMID 12932325
and check the references.

Cheers,
 

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Social_Leper said:
Actually given that Boiler is the biggest d*ck in here I'd say he brings it up considerably.
Thanks for the compliment,

I shall relentlessly cut through all the B.S to get to facts and to fight irrational thinking.

This is a men's club, if you can't take it anymore, switch over to LoveShack. :yes:
 

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SamTheHobit said:
You bring the average d!ck size down significantly
says the guy who's a self-proclaimed Hobbit?

OK ... You got me.
 

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Danger said:
I believe that size matters.....but only to a degree.

To clarify, it matters if it is too small, or too big. Either she won't feel a thing or else it will just hurt too much for her to enjoy it. Average length is just fine and nothing to worry about.

Of course, I posit the notion that one should not care, simply because you shouldn't be marrying nearly any woman today, and if she decides to stop fvking you because it isn't big enough, then go fvk other women instead.
I agree with this, completely.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Before this thread degenerated into retardation I mentioned that pen1s size only matters if you are in the extremes. And I think it will always be that way.

Something I've realized after all my sexual cowboy years is that "skill" and size are only small parts of the sexual satisfaction equation. It's primarily about attraction and chemistry.

The mechanics of sex dont change from person to person, so if you know how to work it you can please almost any girl in bed, but this is predicated on the fact that there is good physical chemistry in the first place.
 

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Colossus said:
Before this thread degenerated into retardation I mentioned that pen1s size only matters if you are in the extremes.
and it is so important that you mention this, that you expressed this rather common sense idea first, before the thread degenerated into "retardation".

Thanks for reminding us and "purifying the thread" , I apologize I missed it and quoted Danger. Of course, this reminder is not at all a part of the said retardation, but an important point that must be acknowledged by everyone since the motivation here is not to brainstorm with fellow men, but to show them how much better we are from one another, that's why proper citations are very important.
 

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Social_Leper said:
I was breaking your balls.

Interesting link. But it doesn't refute the point that attraction in women on a visceral level is triggered by areas of the body which indicate higher levels of testosterone (read masculinity) and health - big arms, v shape torso, and yes a donkey kong slong. Especially when you consider that your magic stick is the only thing that provides...direct utility in certain areas.
Could be. Actually reconsidering the human evolution and origin of clothing I realized I jumped the gun.

I am not sure if penis'es were invisible to older humanoids (ancestors of our species) ... , so low-level attraction circuits may well take into account the donkey slong, as you put it.

Good points and hard questions. I'd like to think that doesn't matter, not because I live in the extremes, but it doesn't conform to what I generally believe in what works for women attraction.
 

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Boilermaker said:
and it is so important that you mention this, that you expressed this rather common sense idea first, before the thread degenerated into "retardation".

Thanks for reminding us and "purifying the thread" , I apologize I missed it and quoted Danger. Of course, this reminder is not at all a part of the said retardation, but an important point that must be acknowledged by everyone since the motivation here is not to brainstorm with fellow men, but to show them how much better we are from one another, that's why proper citations are very important.
Yes that was a shameless self-plug. Every now and then I'll drop one to feel what it must be like to be you....then I realize I cant attain to your level of narcissistic douchery. Congrats on replacing Down Low.
 

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: )) Cute.

I'll be waiting for your "red mark" if typing that didn't assuage your rage.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I dont give red marks anymore. Or 'rage' at forum smack.

I do, however, think you rarely pass up an opportunity to slam, bicker, or assert your own magnificence through insults. No one really likes you here. And that's not me being spiteful...you just kind of float in that gray area between being a bannable user and a caustic jerk who stays just above the rules. I guess every forum has them.
 

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Colossus said:
I do, however, think you rarely pass up an opportunity to slam, bicker, or assert your own magnificence through insults. No one really likes you here. And that's not me being spiteful...you just kind of float in that gray area between being a bannable user and a caustic jerk who stays just above the rules. I guess every forum has them.
On the contrary, I am sure there a lot of people who "love" you thanks to your hollow narcissism that comes off of every single post you make.

I understand your strong desire to "ban" me, but thankfully, you don't get to decide such matters by your own folly.

I know you wouldn't miss a chance to ban anyone who outsmarts you; or disagrees with you, or exposes you.

Your sub-conscious is giving you away. Now the "ban card" out of nowhere.

No more red-marks but subtle threats of banning users? Good to see you're maturing.
 

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Size does not matter, Quit comparing yourself to the small percent of porn stars who are above average!!

All the other guys who think size "matters" are ego trippin.
 

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size does matter bro, and I'm well above average. I have heard chicks talk about this ish before

go web search this stuff.

all the short strokers in this thread trying to convince themselves it doesn't but it does. If a chick can't be satisfied by your infant d*ck problems will arise.

It's just like you banging a chick, and when you bang her it feels like your banging air, but when you bang other chicks, it feels good to you. You telling me you going to stick it out with the broad who pu$$y feels like air? lol

Women brains go by emotions and how you make them feel....even in the bedroom, if she is not running like a damn faucet down there, then she is going to cheat, stop living in a fairy tale, this is not the movies.
 

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Boilermaker said:
On the contrary, I am sure there a lot of people who "love" you thanks to your hollow narcissism that comes off of every single post you make.

I understand your strong desire to "ban" me, but thankfully, you don't get to decide such matters by your own folly.

I know you wouldn't miss a chance to ban anyone who outsmarts you; or disagrees with you, or exposes you.

Your sub-conscious is giving you away. Now the "ban card" out of nowhere.

No more red-marks but subtle threats of banning users? Good to see you're maturing.
QFT
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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