"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Does men chasing notorious Casey Anthony affirm that men are only interested in a heart & a hole?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yep, I always prefer chasing a woman that might have been guilty of a murder in her past ……
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Well, not everyone knows her. I had completely forgotten about her until I saw your post. Then I was reminded what she looked like. It's been almost seven years. That's a long time.
 

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Women are basically a cross between a man and a child. They are never held responsible for their own actions. Too many horny men will forgive them no matter what they do. That's the problem we're facing. Women act like other women (thousands of whom they have networked with so they can observe their every deliberation) who act out of control until they hit 30 and then become bitter when men their age prefer 20 year old women. Brought to you by beta males.

We used to have the church, society and other women to chastise women who cheated or became single mothers. Also, we didn't have the welfare state to underwrite them. Taking money from men and giving it to women increases the value of women and decreases the value of men. That's why women find 80% of men below average now.

Women are a tax. The average woman costs taxpayers $150,000 in her lifetime ($5.07 per day). Men cost about $0. The National Debt can therefore be entirely attributed to single mothers. Think about that the next time you see a girl getting a Starbucks double latte with whipped cream and sprinkles on her EBT card.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Women are basically a cross between a man and a child. They are never held responsible for their own actions. Too many horny men will forgive them no matter what they do. That's the problem we're facing. Women act like other women (thousands of whom they have networked with so they can observe their every deliberation) who act out of control until they hit 30 and then become bitter when men their age prefer 20 year old women. Brought to you by beta males.

We used to have the church, society and other women to chastise women who cheated or became single mothers. Also, we didn't have the welfare state to underwrite them. Taking money from men and giving it to women increases the value of women and decreases the value of men. That's why women find 80% of men below average now.

Women are a tax. The average woman costs taxpayers $150,000 in her lifetime ($5.07 per day). Men cost about $0. The National Debt can therefore be entirely attributed to single mothers. Think about that the next time you see a girl getting a Starbucks double latte with whipped cream and sprinkles on her EBT card.
I agree with everything except the fact that I don't think you can use EBT at Starbucks.
 

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I agree with everything except the fact that I don't think you can use EBT at Starbucks.
Having become "early retired" and doing a Chapter 7 bankruptcy to take advantage of that situation, I was able to, for a little while, qualify for EBT. :eek::eek::eek: (I had a nice IRA that sailed through unscathed, but for the first time since high school, I was zeroed out in liquid assets outside of the IRA.) The rules vary as per the state, but generally, the only thing that can be purchased is something that comes from a grocery store as cold. However, in my state, hot boiled seafood (and the foodstuffs that are thrown into the pot) could be purchased.

As a side note, some of the single mommies I saw at the benefits office looked a lot better than I had expected ... :eek::rolleyes:
 
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