"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Does it look like i care?
- Thread starter Jizz
- Start date
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
"No, you definately look like the person who stopped caring when she died and came back to life as a predictable-zombie-brat."
"Nah, I wouldn't want you to strain yourself, woman."
"Does it look like it matters, woman?"
"Oh, I think you would if you saw wha I see." Followup: "I see the absolutely sweetest, caring and gay person in the world."
"Shut the **** up. I'll tell you when to care or not."
"Are you trying to make me look closer? I already know the hair is fake - no need to try and fool me to boost your confidence."
"No, I havn't paid you yet."
"No worries? Ok, that's cool... so any flavour works for you?"
"Once upon a time, I would have thought of something ****y and funny to say to that. However, today I'm just in the mood for telling you how I actually stole this line from another guy on SoSuave.com... really... I sit on my ass all day and belive even the most ridiculous things..."
Keeper
Master Don Juan
"Well... about your appearance? *shake head sadly*"
"No... I wouldn't expect you to care, you've only known me 5 minutes. You can be horny as hell and it won't make a difference. My impression of you is made."
"Normally, I think you would. But since I'm around - I think you have bigger things to worry about than caring."
"I wouldn't expect you to bring out your motherly instincs this early. So no, I give you permission not to care."
"Wait a minute... I've HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE! OMG you're unoriginal."
"I'm so bored I might just agree with you on that one."
"Stop whining already!..."
Holy sh!t... I'm a genius. I need to be bored more often... I come up with the dummest things in the world. Where's my medal?!?!?!?!?!?
Edit - Btw, original poster. Were you serious about this question? Cause if yes then I think the initial response was the best.