"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Does it look like i care?
- Thread starter Jizz
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Keeper
Master Don Juan
"No, you definately look like the person who stopped caring when she died and came back to life as a predictable-zombie-brat."
"Nah, I wouldn't want you to strain yourself, woman."
"Does it look like it matters, woman?"
"Oh, I think you would if you saw wha I see." Followup: "I see the absolutely sweetest, caring and gay person in the world."
"Shut the **** up. I'll tell you when to care or not."
"Are you trying to make me look closer? I already know the hair is fake - no need to try and fool me to boost your confidence."
"No, I havn't paid you yet."
"No worries? Ok, that's cool... so any flavour works for you?"
"Once upon a time, I would have thought of something ****y and funny to say to that. However, today I'm just in the mood for telling you how I actually stole this line from another guy on SoSuave.com... really... I sit on my ass all day and belive even the most ridiculous things..."
Keeper
Master Don Juan
"Well... about your appearance? *shake head sadly*"
"No... I wouldn't expect you to care, you've only known me 5 minutes. You can be horny as hell and it won't make a difference. My impression of you is made."
"Normally, I think you would. But since I'm around - I think you have bigger things to worry about than caring."
"I wouldn't expect you to bring out your motherly instincs this early. So no, I give you permission not to care."
"Wait a minute... I've HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE! OMG you're unoriginal."
"I'm so bored I might just agree with you on that one."
"Stop whining already!..."
Holy sh!t... I'm a genius. I need to be bored more often... I come up with the dummest things in the world. Where's my medal?!?!?!?!?!?
Edit - Btw, original poster. Were you serious about this question? Cause if yes then I think the initial response was the best.