"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Does anyone here work or just surf the net?

belividere

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So does anyone here work, while they are at work, or just surf the net? Ever since the new board has come up and I can see how many members are viewing it seems to me that the busiest hours are daytime. I'm sure a lot of the European members may be checking from home but what about everyone else.

I usually keep ss.net open in a tab on my slow days. Its good to get paid to be here.:)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I browse at work. My job requires long hours of browsing the internet, reading newspaper, magazines and sleeping in my car.
 

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yeap.....especially when there is not much to do...

They shut the site down at perfect time, because I was overloaded with work during the down time.... now we are back to "regular pace"
 

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I work for the state. They hire mostly idiots and *******s. If you qualify then all you gotta do is apply, or perhaps take an exam and be put on a list.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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i do alittle bit of both. my job is being a lumper(35 bucks for every trailer i unload). i'm always on call. but when i'm not lumping it's usually games or the net. my vixen is at college so i got the pad to myself most days.
 

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insanity said:
i do alittle bit of both. my job is being a lumper(35 bucks for every trailer i unload). i'm always on call. but when i'm not lumping it's usually games or the net. my vixen is at college so i got the pad to myself most days.

100 points for "lumper" and "vixen"

:up:

p.s. whats a lumper?
 

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i never questioned the word lumper when i was getting hired for the position.
but it's basically where huge warehouse companies have trucks coming in and out dropping trailers of at the docking bays and instead of hiring workers to sit around and wait for these trucks to come in, they call me and unload the goods.
it's good money.

example if i unload 7 trucks in a day. thats 35$ per trailer= 245$. and it usually only takes 4 or 5 hours. but the sucky thing is they don't take tax off your checks.

so at the end of the year i owe money.booooooo.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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insanity said:
i never questioned the word lumper when i was getting hired for the position.
but it's basically where huge warehouse companies have trucks coming in and out dropping trailers of at the docking bays and instead of hiring workers to sit around and wait for these trucks to come in, they call me and unload the goods.
it's good money.

example if i unload 7 trucks in a day. thats 35$ per trailer= 245$. and it usually only takes 4 or 5 hours. but the sucky thing is they don't take tax off your checks.

so at the end of the year i owe money.booooooo.
I hate jobs I first think are under the table, than they send in a tax form on me.
 

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but it's basically where huge warehouse companies have trucks coming in and out dropping trailers of at the docking bays and instead of hiring workers to sit around and wait for these trucks to come in, they call me and unload the goods.
it's good money.
I used to do stuff like that, and the money was 5hit. $5 per hour times 4 hours to unload a trailer = $20. The trailers full of toilet paper were the easiest to unload.

I make three times as much money now. When it's slow here (like it is now), I sit on sosuave.
 

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It's different being a lumper versus a warehouse boy.

You were a warehouse boy Desdinova. I've been there too. Sucks signing up for a company wage versus contractor wages like a lumper, I felt like such a chump:p
 

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Yes, I'm a computer programmer. Thus I am on several hours the day...now this is life. :cool:
 

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You were a warehouse boy Desdinova. I've been there too. Sucks signing up for a company wage versus contractor wages like a lumper, I felt like such a chump
Okay, that makes more sense now. I was working through a lousy temp agency.

In other words, you ARE the temp agency ;)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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snobby said:
Yes, I'm a computer programmer. Thus I am on several hours the day...now this is life. :cool:
you're exactly the kind of lazy-ass programmer who's responsible for most of my very shoddy, unfinished, barely running fukked up, rip-off software. :p

..but it's alright, I fully understand the lure of sosuave;)


while(you're a lazy ba$tard){

char[20] windows_and_other_software = sub-par;

}

p.s (like most on here) I'm a student
 

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Desdinova said:
Speaking of Microsoft, some third-party software company is pointing and laughing at them:

http://www.sci-tech-today.com/story.xhtml?story_id=13000EIJ5KSQ
and so they should be - though in fairness, win xp isn't too bad. I haven't had any blue screens yet.

Fingers crossed that windows vista will be completely finished and contain vast improvements (without any severe security problems) *crosses fingers*
:D
 

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maybe people are in different time zones. i am in australia and it is 7:30pm here. but the site says its 8:30am.
 
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