"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does Anyone Go Clubbin?

sugar*

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what kinds of clubs to people go to in minnesota? i've heard that the tropix backdoor is okay, but i heard that waterworks sux. holla back!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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deeloo

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i dont live in minnesota, but in response to your question, yes.
 

splinterkb

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Go to Stargate on Sunday nights. It's a damn nice club, a lot better than the Backdoor. Usually it's full of nice looking ladies too. Other than that, theres just Tropix Backdoor. Not too much around here for clubbin I'm afraid.
 

triple_ultima

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For some reason I found this post hilarious. No offense to the poster, but the idea of a club scene in Minnesota cracks me up. It's almost as bad as there being a club scene here in Albuquerque. Sure we have a club scene here - two of 'em actually, right next door to each other. It's pretty sad.
 

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minnesota is actually a pretty big city other then los angeles i believe is the biggest city west of the mississippi
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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splinterkb

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Minnesota isnt a city, its a State. And theres 4 million people that live in Minnesota.
 

Ace of Spades

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Waffler, you are a moron.

Minnesota is neither a city, nor is it the largest west of the Mississippi. The are around Houston, TX is home to almost as many people as the entire state of Minnesota.

Now that I'm done being an ass, I'd like to comment on the actual post.

I've gone clubbing a couple times, but the people here who visit clubs are not very attractive and/or usually minorities. Not to be racist, but I try not to meddle with girls of other ethnicities.
 
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