Lil Magic
Don Juan
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Does anyone else?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Does anyone else play Rome: Total War
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Upgrade to medieval total war 2 
Lil Magic
Don Juan
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Is there anyway to retrain mercenary units?
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
Not that I know of in RTW.
I know that if you have two mercenary units, and one takes half the amount of losses, and the other unit does as well, you can drag the other unit card onto it to make it full again, on the campaign map ofcourse.
In MTW2 it is well possible to retrain them.
I know that if you have two mercenary units, and one takes half the amount of losses, and the other unit does as well, you can drag the other unit card onto it to make it full again, on the campaign map ofcourse.
In MTW2 it is well possible to retrain them.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
i get bored of it after about 100 turns because, its just same same **** over and over and over
build army,
infantry up, circle around calvary, flank charge, enemy army routs, repeat
it takes me a few months between plays before i want to play it again
build army,
infantry up, circle around calvary, flank charge, enemy army routs, repeat
it takes me a few months between plays before i want to play it again
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
haha. download a good mod for it
rome realism or something like that
rome realism or something like that
Yotsuya-san
Senior Don Juan
Love the Total War Series but Shogun Total War kept crashing on my PC about an hour and a half into play. Medieval Total War I tried to play but keeps crashing to desktop at the intro screen. Rome Total War I can't consider yet till i get a faster PC although eventually I plan on getting the Total War Eras boxset.
It probably doesn't help that my game PC is running Windows ME.
In Medieval Total War, the voice of the narrator sounds very familiar.
It probably doesn't help that my game PC is running Windows ME.
In Medieval Total War, the voice of the narrator sounds very familiar.