"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Does a bar massage count as KINO

Jean Valjean

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I just came back from a bistro where an acquaintance of mine from social dances almost insisted I sit in front of her while she gave me a long neck back and hand massage. Does this count as major kino or what! She has a hot body but not face.
I have another woman pretty face but fatty who wants to be my dance partner.


I don' want to break hearts. How do I turn them into a fucck buddies and nothing else. I don't wnat them clinging to me at the dances niether.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

jophil28

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Jean Valjean said:
I just came back from a bistro where an acquaintance of mine from social dances almost insisted I sit in front of her while she gave me a long neck back and hand massage. Does this count as major kino or what! She has a hot body but not face.
I have another woman pretty face but fatty who wants to be my dance partner.


I don' want to break hearts. How do I turn them into a fucck buddies and nothing else. I don't wnat them clinging to me at the dances niether.
Whenever a woman "insists" like that, read it as a sign of major interest. When she rubs your body read it as womanspeek for "fukk me". However her offer is for a limited time only, she will close out that offer quickly unless you buy now.

You wrote, "I don't want to break hearts.."
Well, if you are doing your manly duty, you should be shattering at least two per year....and you also should have women fighting to dance with you and clinging like cream to a peach.

Now go out an act like a decent respectable 51 year old lethario.
 
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Jean Valjean

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jophil28 said:
Whenever a woman "insists" like that, read it as a sign of major interest. When she rubs your body read it as womanspeek for "fukk me". However her offer is for a limited time only, she will close out that offer quickly unless you buy now.

You wrote, "I don't want to break hearts.."
Well, if you are doing your manly duty, you should be shattering at least two per year....and you also should have women fighting to dance with you and clinging like cream to a peach.

Now go out an act like a decent respectable 51 year old lethario.
Thanks I will try to do you proud. See you're in sunny Australia mate.
I'll try to get them in my condo for dinner and seduce them I guess.

Thing is I just got over one beautiful woman that was a long painful struggle and heart ache for me. Now I seriously will consider getting back with my ex wife. Seeing what is out there has rekindled my affection for my lifes one true love.

I have to be sure though so maybe I'll see if I fucck some of these other women first. I'm wary a pretty, young Russian because she could steal my heart and I do not want to go that route again. Relationships hurt and are very taxing when they end again so painfully like my last one.
 
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