"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How the fvuck can Mary Kate be just a point away from that fat ugly b!tch from number 6 on the scale. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is just based on looks:


10: Not the perfect girl for everybody, but your perfect girl, meaning the girl you've always dreamt of. She's not perfect, but she's your ideal girl.

9: Perfect looks, but she misses that "I don't know what" that would make her a 10.

8: Really beautiful girl, with maybe a couple of minor unnoticeable aesthetical flaws.

7: The pretty girl next door.

6: She's not beautiful, but not ugly either. She's a hair better than average.

5: You wouldn't notice her in the streets, because she's a really normal girl.

4: Unattractive (too much make-up, ugly face and average body, etc...).

3: Ugly, could be because of her face or a really fat body.

2: Either fat AND really ugly.

1: The opposite of the 10.
 
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