Docs - The way to rate girls (general site talk)

[Docs]

Just noticed a reply to a post..

Originally posted by \O/
How can 5 be average? Percentage-calculations not your strongest side eh?

The way HB7's are being used quite excessively on this site, I can agree that 7's can be considered average. But that's just because people rate 5's as 7's and 7's as 10's...

How to rate
HB1-4 - The ugliest of them all, from fat people to people with messed up faces, they have little to no outside face value. (HB3 and 4 has one or two good features, but the rest is shit.
HB5 - This is where they have a few features..like nice hair, or big tits, but still overall, bad.
HB6 - Below Average. She's alright in a bunch of ways, but she still lacks. Usually has a cute face, or a attractive body, but never both.
HB7 - Average, she's not hot, not ugly. She doesn't have any real noticeable bad things going on (fatness, acne, etc). These ones can look good with some touchup with hair or makeup, and a good majority of girls fall here. Cute.
HB8 - Above average. She's better, she's pretty sexy, call them cute->hot if you shall. This is where the majority of girls will fall into.
HB9 - Hot. They are the ones you turn your eyes on and cry in agony at how damn sexy they are.
HB10 - This...is for the RARE and superemely exceptional girls that just have it all. You want to nail her like there was no tomorrow and they have guys drooling in desire. This is heaven boys, sheer beauty, makeup or not, she's one hell of a girl to get with.
Edit: From B&Cing, HB10 is defined as near-nonexistant. One in a million if you'd like.

If you follow these guidelines when posting on girl's beauty, then we'll avoid such quoted mistakes. Remember, HB10 is the rarest, and I should only see one comment every 200 posts about girls.
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As Requested..Pictures.
This is contraversial so this are IMO as examples. Dont' flame on how she should be a lever lower or higher, even I can't be perfect.

HB 9 - Jennifer Aniston - Heh..Close enough right?
Jessica Simpson - She's also someone a lot of people would nail.
HB 8 - Lindsey Lohan - She's not bad looking.
Googled. - Neither is this one....
HB 7 - Mary Kate - I put her here because she's gone downhill and looks like she's made up to have sex. She's alright though in some ways.
Ashlee Simpson - She's cute, I'll give her that. But she's not hot.
HB 6 - Googled. - She's ok...

HB 5 - Courtney Love - Her hair could be neater...and yea..she's a 5. I'll give her firm breasts too..
HB 4 - Googled... - Bad face...looks alright downwards..
HB 3 - Googled. - Bleh.
HB 2 - Googled.... - She's got a ok face...but that's about it for this guy squisher.
HB 1 - Micheal Jackson - I need not explain any more.

I am not putting a HB10 up..because all of you will flame and complain that whoever isn't that hot and you recommend some other girl that looks no better.


Suggested Improvements:
- HB10. Near non-existant. (Centaurion, ( . )( . ), others)
- Adpat the scale to your own needs (adding one to each girl Xtravaganza)
- Lindsay Lohan is considered a 5, but hey, there were examples (MetalFortress)

Enjoy!

 

[Mr. Unique]

can you give us some celebrities that are examples of each rate?

 

[Docs]

Edited.

 

[Mr. Unique]

okay, thanks

Edit: Have you seen the HBs in mroriginals poll? theyre HOT! .

 

[Docs]

Yep..I looked. Adriana is one hell of a women..that's a HB10, she's got those eyes...I love those eyes.

Jessica..she's pretty, 8

Oh shat..that french tv anchor...she is wonderful. 9. I'd call her a 10, but then she'd be competing on Adriana's level...

I'd still take that french girl over Adriana.

 

[( . )( . )]

The mere fact you think 10's exist automatically makes this "tip" rubbish, and then using overrated, overplayed airbrushed T.V personalities as a template makes it even worse.

I'll post my rating system again just to give you an example of a realistic one and then you can work off that.

This is my current rating system.


10 = Get real loser, no b!tch is 100% perfect.

9 = Get real loser, no b!tch is 90% perfect. Wait till she opens her mouth or takes a dump after a hot curry or chokes up the S bend with a tampon or wakes up angry hissing at you with the breath of 1000 cat sh!ts, none , zero, zilch are 90 perfect got it?.

8 = 80% perfect? Unless your a talent scout for a modelling agency I dont think so chump, the average joe would be lucky to even glimpse a chick this good in his lifetime. I'm 29 and probably seen...2? (I used to think these were 9's)

7 = Smokin hot chicks who are within eyeshot of the common douche, otherwise known as HB9s to the majority of men and themselves, unrealistic angels who are at the highest rungs of the social ladder, cannon fodder for celebs, sportsman etc etc.

6 = Now were talking, this is what 99.9% of the average red blooded male population strives to land. 5% probably do.

5 = Average chicks which because of the decay of masculinity and rise in AFCdom and an influx of a feminised media, marketing etc are now known as 7's

4 = Obvious

3 = You'd hit it because shes a 5 to you.

2 = Crap.

1= Repulsive to most men.

 

[The Juan and only]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
The mere fact you think 10's exist automatically makes this "tip" rubbish, and then using overrated, overplayed airbrushed T.V personalities as a template makes it even worse.

I'll post my rating system again just to give you an example of a realistic one and then you can work off that.

You're a ****in joke. what's the point of having an "out of 10" scale when you aren't using the top three numbers? why don't you just do it out of 7 and then **** youself up the ass you moron..

but then I guess there would be no 7s or 6s on that scale, right?

look, its an OUT OF TEN scale - ten being pretty much the best woman you can get and going down from there. saying there aren't any tens is POINTLESS and degrades the effectiveness of the rating scale.

ok, just for you we'll say the scale is really out of 11 but we can ignore that cos there aren't any perfect women, k?:kick:

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by The Juan and only


look, its an OUT OF TEN scale - ten being pretty much the best woman you can get and going down from there. saying there aren't any tens is POINTLESS and degrades the effectiveness of the rating scale.

Get this through your head dipsh!t. Internalise it until it sinks in.

THERE ARE NO PERFECT CHICKS. When you stop crying yourself to sleep and waking up from wet dreams , switch off the T.V and actually start approaching women (more importantly fvcking them) you will see for yourself.

 

[The Juan and only]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
Get this through your head dipsh!t. Internalise it until it sinks in.

THERE ARE NO PERFECT CHICKS. When you stop crying yourself to sleep and waking up from wet dreams , switch off the T.V and actually start approaching women (more importantly fvcking them) you will see for yourself.

You don't seem to understand. I'm not saying there are any "perfect chicks". I'm just saying that a 10 should represent the best woman a guy COULD get. It makes more sense that way.

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by The Juan and only
You don't seem to understand. I'm not saying there are any "perfect chicks". I'm just saying that a 10 should represent the best woman a guy COULD get. It makes more sense that way.

And you still dont understand. When your using 10 as an example your saying she is 100% perfection.

100% perfection, do you get it? Unless God threw some real life angels down to earth wake up to yourself.

Say it with me kid "No chick is perfect".

 

[The Juan and only]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And you still dont understand. When your using 10 as an example your saying she is 100% perfection.

100% perfection, do you get it? Unless God threw some real life angels down to earth wake up to yourself.

Say it with me kid "No chick is perfect".

NO, I'm not.

but I give up trying to explain it to you. so whatever, you can keep rating the hottest chicks as 7s if you like. All I'm saying is this: why not call your '7' a '10' and have a bigger (more useful) scale...but obviously you can't understand that.

I don't want this thread to turn into another argument. We'll both use our own systems. nuff said.

 

[Docs]

Tit man, I've seen better posts from you then this..

As for the scale..there shouldn't be any 10's, and I had to come up with some form of example for whoever asked. I know that perfection is impossible, and the examples I pulled are probably just as flawed, but for the sake of newbies..can we both live with it?

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by The Juan and only
NO, I'm not.

but I give up trying to explain it to you. so whatever, you can keep rating the hottest chicks as 7s if you like. All I'm saying is this: why not call your '7' a '10' and have a bigger (more useful) scale.

And what happens when a hotter chick than your "10" comes along tard?

 

[The Juan and only]

Originally posted by ( . )( . )
And what happens when a hotter chick than your "10" comes along tard?

OH FOR **** SAKE. You're saying there aren't any hotter chicks...ok not a 7 then, an 8 or whatever you're stupid scale went up to - make it a 10. AS A SAID SEVERAL POSTS AGO, a 10 is should be the hottest girl you COULD get, not a perfect girl, the hottest girl you COULD get, that exists.

I'm starting to think you're a troll who's just trying to provoke me into an argument.

The system originally posted by docs works fine (as a 10 doesn't have to mean a PERFECT girl).

 

[Docs]

No more flaming in my thread..*cries*.

Any other comments, suggestions?

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by The Juan and only
AS A SAID SEVERAL POSTS AGO, a 10 is should be the hottest girl you COULD get, not a perfect girl, the hottest girl you COULD get, that exists.

Sounds like defeatist AFC talk to me. Keep it to yourself chump.

 

[Docs]

Original Post Edited to include the HB10 rarity..or existance.

Now stop nailing each other.

 

[The Juan and only]

As for the scale..there shouldn't be any 10's

perhaps, but titman was saying there also shouldn't be any 9s and basically no 8s, which I thought was crazy.



anyway docs, I think its a good thing that you've tried to standardise the rating system..I just hope we can [eventually] all agree on it:crazy:

 

[Docs]

On such a subject like rating girls, everyone is different, and thus..have different opinions on the hottest...the averages and the nots.

A guideline that should be stickied or something really. Next up..a article on No Pressure..and one on the subject on 'I think I did a AFC move' topics.

 

[( . )( . )]

Originally posted by Docs

A guideline that should be stickied or something really. Next up..a article on No Pressure..and one on the subject on 'I think I did a AFC move' topics.

Just sticky mine that way we can see an end to: "Help I met a HB10 what do I do?"

" Help I met a HB10 what do I do? "

"Edited: wait turns out she wasnt as awesome as I first thought, turns out the b!tch started talking and I noticed she had a few pimples aswell, funny enough noticing all that stuff it was easier for me to nail her.

Thankyou ( . )( . )"