Do you think the magnetic jaw lock will mean less fat chicks?

[MatureDJ]

I was reading this, and it got me interested:

A Magnetic Jaw Lock Is Not Going to Treat Obesity

Forcing a liquid diet continues a tradition of ineffectual cruelty.

slate.com

On June 28, researchers in the United Kingdom and New Zealand announced the invention of DentalSlim Diet Control, a new intra-oral locking device reminiscent of an archaic torture mechanism. Its two magnetic pieces are designed to prevent a person’s jaw from opening by more than 2 millimeters—a distance the creators said “allows free speech and doesn’t restrict breathing.” The goal, per the project’s researchers, is to combat obesity by limiting wearers to a liquid-only diet.

 

[Jor-El]

Well.I guess with one of those fitted,a
BJ is out the question also

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

How close are we to just attaching a magnetic collar to their necks and releasing flying buzz saw blades

 

[lost_blackbird]

They'll still find a way to get those calories in. Ice cream melts you know.....