"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Do you think the coup d'état participants are incel-tier?

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Things in America will continue to get nasty as monogamy breaks down. More and more men are not getting pvssy. This eventually results in violence.
 

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Ashley Babbot, Airforce veteran, EXECUTED by capitol "police" https://www.bitchute.com/video/5WaMzMBm9rDz/

 
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Nobody has sex inside the White House? That is a waste.
 

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These are patriots. The people who are apart of the coup are the politicians, mainstream media, antifa, BLM, and the cops. Fact is, conservatives are physically stronger and have more kids than liberals (published literature on this phenomenon), so you can take your “incel” bs and shove it cuz the only incel here is you. You only post blackpill incel articles anyway lulz so speak for yourself buddy

And aren’t you from Russia or something? I thought you didn’t even live here. Piss off already.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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So you are blaming the armed attempted takeover of the U.S. Capitol by Trump supporters on politicians, the media, antifa, BLM, and the cops? Be clear...
I think he meant it metaphorically. I dont see why he included cops on the list.
 

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So you are blaming the armed attempted takeover of the U.S. Capitol by Trump supporters on politicians, the media, antifa, BLM, and the cops? Be clear...
Bro don’t talk to me, you’re literally known to be the biggest moron here when it comes to politics and even the people who don’t care for Trump on here will agree on that. Go try to incite a flame war somewhere else.
 
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