"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Do you think that in the name of sexually satisfying (very) old men so that they don't marry a floozy, the USA will allow prostitution?

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Do you think that in the name of sexually satisfying (very) old men so that they don't marry a floozy, the USA will allow prostitution?

I would imagine that is pretty low on the average Congressperson's to-do list...
 

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Do you think that in the name of sexually satisfying (very) old men so that they don't marry a floozy, the USA will allow prostitution?

I would imagine that is pretty low on the average Congressperson's to-do list...
Can you imagine if they took the $95 billion they want to spend on military aid and used it to buy viagara and hookers for every dude over the age of 60 instead? :lol:
 

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Can you imagine if they took the $95 billion they want to spend on military aid and used it to buy viagara and hookers for every dude over the age of 60 instead?
There are 34 million males over the age of 60.

That comes out to about $2800 per dude.

100 mg of Viagra is about $5.50.

A hooker is about $200.

Each dude would get roughly 10-15 session with a hooker and enough Viagra to keep him hard.

Spaced out over a year, each old dude could get laid once per month, paid for by the government.

MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!!
 
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