"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do you think that in the name of sexually satisfying (very) old men so that they don't marry a floozy, the USA will allow prostitution?
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
I would imagine that is pretty low on the average Congressperson's to-do list...
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Can you imagine if they took the $95 billion they want to spend on military aid and used it to buy viagara and hookers for every dude over the age of 60 instead?
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
There are 34 million males over the age of 60.
That comes out to about $2800 per dude.
100 mg of Viagra is about $5.50.
A hooker is about $200.
Each dude would get roughly 10-15 session with a hooker and enough Viagra to keep him hard.
Spaced out over a year, each old dude could get laid once per month, paid for by the government.
MAKE LOVE NOT WAR!!!!