manbearpig
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I have a friend who is this way, and I just wanted to get you guys' opinions on this.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Do you think its weird/unnatural for a guy to prefer taller chicks?
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
strams4ever
Don Juan
Do I think its wierd that a guy likes tall chicks? Hell no.. Do I think its wierd you question your "friends" taste in girls? Yessir..
manbearpig
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My "friend" is me. I was just kind of embaressed, I thought maybe it was weird for a guy to like chicks taller than him.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
I believe it was Rollo T who said it best:
All women are the same hight when they are on their knees, on all four and on their back.
So you see it doesn't really matter how tall/short she is when it counts most.
All women are the same hight when they are on their knees, on all four and on their back.
So you see it doesn't really matter how tall/short she is when it counts most.